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[FrigginWeeb]

North Korea has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

"Congrats, Johnny! You're being conscripted! Please, do not resist, you'll be in Russia in a few weeks."

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Looks like South Korea's favourite nigger is down on some more charges, with even more serious ones to drop this upcoming week, including support of the DPRK where he played the North Korean anthem at top volume in a subway station, which considering the two countries are still formally at war even though not shooting at each other right now, is a national security crime and just public support carries up to a 7 year prison term.

When keeping it real goes wrong!

Oh well he died as he lived, shitposting for attention.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Looks like South Korea's favourite nigger is down on some more charges, with even more serious ones to drop this upcoming week, including support of the DPRK where he played the North Korean anthem at top volume in a subway station, which considering the two countries are still formally at war even though not shooting at each other right now, is a national security crime and just public support carries up to a 7 year prison term.

He is exactly what I think the stereotypical nigger acts and looks like

 

[AnOminous]

He got out of Japan by giving a fake apology about how he's just a young man and he'll never do anything like that again. South Korea already knows that he's full of shit. Especially since he tried a fake apology and then started acting even worse after it didn't work.

This.

He already pulled the "waaaah I didn't understand different humor here" and then immediately went out and deliberately insulted South Koreans again by playing the anthem of a country they're literally at war with on a subway and deliberately offending everyone again, even though that's literally a crime punishable by up to seven years in prison.

He doesn't get a do-over on that. They already know he's deliberately committing these crimes.

 

[beautiful person]

I assume he targets Asian countries specifically because in Europe he wouldn't even make the news and in America he would be shot.

That's exactly why he does it. Unlike the West, East Asian countries are high-trust societies. You know why America is no longer a high-trust society? Literally niggers.

 

[JustStopDude]

I'm really confused as to why the US state department didn't pull his passport after the Japan stunts.

It's not like you have a right to a US passport. They can pull them for any reason.

 

[Safir]

Bold to assume he thinks. The possibility of a punishment is not a concept that crosses his mind. He took the negro inability to think abstractly and cranked it to an 11.

He most definitely thinks, he doesn't pull this shit against other apes and/or where guns are widely accessible. He thinks the American government is powerless against niggers (correct), and other (old-style-)first-world governments are powerless against Americans (mostly correct but we'll see, he only needs to be wrong once).

Korean Jeebus help em.

Korean Jeebus is just regular Jeebus, lots of Christians there.

 

[Captain Manning]

Sadly, I have a feeling he's not gonna see serious time inside of a SK prison. His family or supporters will cry about freeze peach (yes, I know other countries interpret that differently, but they'll cry anyways as if U.S. law is world law) and the State Department will negotiate for him to be simply thrown out of the country and banned instead.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Based South Korea.

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

Jonny Somali getting got in Korea and not Israel all the while single handily taking over this thread wasn't in bingo card for this year, well that and Chris Chan reproducing.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Sadly, I have a feeling he's not gonna see serious time inside of a SK prison. His family or supporters will cry about freeze peach (yes, I know other countries interpret that differently, but they'll cry anyways as if U.S. law is world law) and the State Department will negotiate for him to be simply thrown out of the country and banned instead.

Likely what will happen since it's the most boring outcome. That and South Korea is a ally. Making examples of Americans isn't exactly good realpolitik

 

[Caligura]

Looks like South Korea's favourite nigger is down on some more charges, with even more serious ones to drop this upcoming week, including support of the DPRK where he played the North Korean anthem at top volume in a subway station, which considering the two countries are still formally at war even though not shooting at each other right now, is a national security crime and just public support carries up to a 7 year prison term.

Total JohnnySomali Death. TJD! TJD! TJD! 대한민국을 구하라!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

여기 영광스러운 북한공화국에 사는 우리는 사회를 망치는 이 모든 포장도로의 유인원들에 지치고 지쳤으며 이렇게 선언했습니다…

TOTARRR
A-NEEGER
DEATH​

 

[Ted's Cabin]

I like how this guy has a career page on wikipedia with a list of countries like he's a cosmopolitan and not just a worthless streamer who goes around harassing people in public.

Anyone here think he'll actually get years of prison in SK?

I think it comes down to how much the US cares about this. He still has US citizenship, and the US has exercised its authority over foreign countries to request leniency in the past. We don't have the best track record for this.

In 1994, a court in Singapore sentenced an American teenager, Michael Fay, to be lashed six times with a cane for violating the Vandalism Act. This caused a temporary strain in relations between Singapore and the United States.[1]

The Clinton administration ultimately expressed its objection to Singapore's decision to cane Fay. The official position of the United States government was that although it recognized Singapore's right to punish Fay within the due process of law, the punishment of caning was "excessive" for a teenager who committed a non-violent crime.

On March 3, the day the sentence was passed, Chargé d'Affaires Ralph Boyce at the United States Embassy in Singapore had also said that the punishment was too severe for the offence.[17] The embassy claimed that, while the graffiti and physical damage to the cars was not permanent, caning could leave Fay with permanent physical scars.[3]

The Singapore government stood its ground and defended the sentence and the country's right to uphold its own laws. On March 3, in response to Boyce's comments on Fay's sentence, the Ministry of Home Affairs said that it was Singapore's tough laws that kept the country orderly and relatively crime-free, unlike "in cities like New York City, where even police cars are not spared the acts of vandals".[17] Various Singaporean ministers also spoke publicly about the case throughout the episode. In April during a local television program, Lee Kuan Yew, then Senior Minister, said that the US was neither safe nor peaceful because it did not dare to restrain or punish those who did wrong, adding, "If you like it this way, that is your problem. But, that is not the path we choose."[2]

Nevertheless, on May 4 that year, the Singapore government via Ong Teng Cheong, then the country's President, announced that the number of cane strokes would be reduced from six to four out of consideration for President Clinton as it valued the good historical relations between both countries.[19] The other student's sentence was later also reduced, from 12 strokes to six, after a similar clemency appeal. Fay was caned on May 5, 1994, at the Queenstown Remand Centre.[20][21]

There was also that American student that permanently got travel to north korea banned by stealing a poster, getting sentenced to 15 years of hard labor, and dying under mysterious circumstances. The US told sent Korea Korea a letter insisting they pay the family ⅓ Info Wars but they just sent it back. I'm not sure why every "American commits crime in foreign country, gets arrested" is newsworthy, because if I were going to commit a crime anywhere it wouldn't be in fucking Asia.

Another American, Julian Adame, got arrested in 2019 in Japan for police obstruction and faced up to 3 years in prison. He caused a significant amount of property damage while "bar hopping" and when a cop went to arrest him, the cop took a diving jump into the the guy's fist. US News activated after Japan refused to release him, and the US embassy worked on getting him help. There's a million news articles on his arrest but no one followed up on it.

When Adame retrieved his passport, officers began handcuffing him, Emmons said.

“He was really startled by this, so he turned around and accidentally scuffed one of the officers’ chins,” she said, leading to a charge of “the obstruction of the performance of official duties.”

Ukraine also executed couch redpill (PBUH) but obviously the US isn't going to care much someone willingly traveling to a war zone to start shit inside their proxy war. Russia has some US citizens in prison too. Sometimes you have ethnic Chinese with American citizenship commit crimes in china, or burgers trafficking drugs, and I think the US mostly leaves that alone,

U.S. citizens Kai Li and Mark Swidan are serving long prison sentences in China. Each is considered by the U.S. State Department to be “unjustly detained,” affording them the diplomatic attention of the Special Envoy for Hostage Affairs. Yet, they both remain imprisoned with no clear diplomatic progress made in gaining their release, and each faces ongoing health concerns while in prison.

During the Obama administration, little was done to secure Swidan's release. There were no statements from the White House or remarks from the State Department.[10] Administration officials told Newsweek that little could be done.[10]

The U.S. government considers Swidan wrongfully detained.[15][16] Special Presidential Envoy for Hostage Affairs Roger D. Carstens has made it a priority to secure Swidan's release.[4] National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan has raised Swidan's wrongful detention with top Chinese diplomat Yang Jiechi as a personal priority for President Joe Biden.[6]

Mexicans with American citizenship sometimes gets arrested in Mexico for committing crimes. This one wasn't the government, but it's pretty similar to Mr. Somali's arrest. four African Americans were kidnapped in Mexico last year and it became an international incident because they had American citizenship. We even had US Senators sabre rattling to go to war against Mexico.

On 3 March 2023, four Americans were kidnapped in Matamoros, Tamaulipas, Mexico.[1] A U.S. official said they were likely mistaken for Haitian drug smugglers by members of a drug cartel.[2]

An innocent Mexican bystander was killed during the encounter after being hit by a stray bullet almost a block and a half from where the Americans were taken, officials said.

On 7 March 2023, the missing Americans were located by security forces in El Tecolote, an ejido 10 km (6.2 mi) southeast of where they had been abducted in Matamoros.[9] Woodard and Brown were dead. Williams had three gunshot wounds to his leg and McGee had no physical injuries; the two were taken to the border shortly after their discovery and hospitalized in Texas.[10][11] A 24-year-old male from Valle Hermoso, Tamaulipas, allegedly found guarding them, was taken into custody[5][12] and charged with aggravated kidnapping.[13]

U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina responded to the incident by calling on the United States to add drug cartels to the Foreign Terrorist Organizations list, while also pressuring the Mexican government to destroy the cartels or have the United States military intervene.[14]

There was also that African US soldier that "escaped" to North Korea after committing assault in South Korea, and hopefully what Johnny does because it would be really funny.

Private 2nd Class Travis King had been held on assault charges and was released on July 10 after serving his time. He was being sent home to Fort Bliss, Texas, on Monday, where he could have faced additional military disciplinary actions and discharge from the service.

According to officials, King, 23, was taken to the airport and escorted as far as customs. But instead of getting on the plane, he left the airport and later joined a tour of the Korean border village of Panmunjom. He bolted across the border, which is lined with guards and often crowded with tourists, on Tuesday afternoon local time in Korea.

Unfortunately North Korea found him to be so intolerably annoying they banished him from their country, never to return. The US got him back, found him guilty of desertion and 4 other charges, and then immediately released him for good behavior.

These are just random cases I remembered but the US scorecard for motivating foreign countries isn't great.

Singapore - Reduced canings from 6 to 4
North Korea Student - Sentenced reduced to death under mysterious circumstances
North Korea Soldier - Returned to sender (TOTAL AMERICAN VICTORY)
Mexico - Convinced the government to arrest Cartel members and return their blacks (TOTAL AMERICAN VICTORY)
Japan - 8 months in custody and no known resolution
China - lol

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

South Korea should make him serve his sentence in a North Korean prison.

 

[AN/ALR56]

The funniest shit in the Somali case is he threatening that guy Ralph shit on because he's translating all his streams into Korean and sending it to the prosecution.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I just wish someone recommended him playing South Korea’s anthem in North Korea instead.

 

[Dean Pentel]

South Korea should make him serve his sentence in a North Korean prison.

Isn't there already a good amount of tension between those countries? Forcing that horribly annoying nigger on NK sounds like a good way to start some bad shit.

 

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In a country obsessed with saving face, they really can't just let this slide. Especially since their populace is enraged to the point this nigger has people beat the shit out of him every time they see him in public.

If you wanna see what happens when they don't make examples of nigger behavior, look to Japan. You have a bunch of fat negroids taking over entire subway cars to turn into tribal nigger "dance" performances. You have dindus running around carving fake kanji into 100 year old monuments because it's funny. You have them intentionally blocking streets and laughing at people avoiding running into them.

I'm fully expecting Japan to start making examples of them soon, too.

 

[McSneaks]

I didn't see it posted sorry if I missed it, famous junkie Tone IRL crashed his car "totally not high bro" like three days after getting it and got it impounded, proceeds to cry like a bitch for hours after like usual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byCogh0OZvc&t=62s