This is the tale of Stop Speeding and the Based Black Whale (or BBW for short).
He's made his introduction and she seems to love the camera, the stage is set, let the games begin.
But there is a third player in this game, the good people of chat.
The looks on his face as the donos start to come in are priceless.
But she seems to take it well so he decides to play it cool and act natural.
Surprisingly it seems to work, but then she asks to see the stream and Speeding begs her not to read chat, but again she seems to take it pretty well.
Negotiations are tough, but eventually a deal is struck and Grandmas Favourite Tweaker manages to get himself a little brown sugar.
Maybe he's a good kisser, maybe it's the way he put his foot down in chat like an alpha chad but he must've done something right because somehow, despite all the TTS and media. Speeding gets her to leave with him!
Media keeps coming though.
Things seem to be going well.but it it turns out she's wise to the game, Attila does his best but the BBW has some tricks of her own. Be strong Speeding.
Heartbroken, Speeding wanders the streets with his wingman looking for his black queen.
Eventually Attila breaks the news to and increasingly incoherent Stop Speeding. She used you bro.
It's a miracle! Half an hour later the whale resurfaces. But you don't play games with our boys heart, he's made up his mind, it's drugs, not hugs, begone thot!