How Speedy and Rattila met the PAWG
It seems our brave boys were trolling as per, Speedy wasn't streaming but the Rat apparently was, I can't find any footage though.
They found themselves in some lingerie shop in the French Quarter (
of which there are a surprising number) and there was some incident involving thongs or something so chat being chat and hating everything, rang the shop and accused them of upskirting
Our young PAWG worked in the shop and this report of deviant behaviour seemed to interest our sweet whale.
The next day, the intrepid duo were back hard at work, humiliating themselves and their families, whoring themselves for donos that will just get charged back anyway
They were fresh from letching over two drunk college girls, who acting on a cloud of a lifetime of being Daddies little Princesses were marauding down the street. (Though one did cop to a felony conviction for possession of paraphernalia or something)
But the middle aged bulls had made the mistake of giving full names at the start of the encounter with these young ladies
And after what looked like the start of a great night, involving Speedy getting a righteous slap round the face, broken bottles of wine, Attila boasting of being a rapist and other fun games, the more sober one of our drunken co-eds, after having been busy on her phone in the background, grabbed her buddy and hustled them right out of there, presumably she'd got the gen on the horrors that lay before them if they stayed with the boys
And what fair maiden do our happy wanderers then spy? Our PAWG with an interest in gentlemen who upskirt!
She recognised them as the voyeurs from the day before and gave them some comment as they passed
Speedy still high on the endorphins of being slapped round the face and spotting content, was on her in the blink of an eye asking her to dinner.
AND SHE ACTUALLY SAID YES!?!!
Now there's been much speculation about why a seemingly normal human female would ever agree to such a thing, and even stay with them with Attila yet again boasting of his efukt rape video and nigger dono alerts firing off amongst other deviancy
But she said her life was work, go home, feed stray cats, sleep and repeat
And she went from that to two cameras trained on her with our heroes firing shots at each other in a passive aggressive battle for her attention
And despite repeatedly saying she didn't have work in the morning, asking about the hotel room, wanting to go drinking and suggesting absinthe bars, asking for repeated hugs from Boofy cos he wasn't doing them right, what do our beta Andy's do? Hang around a car park after getting scammed in a car clamp con and cuck out from our proto-whale
They then proceed to fantasise about getting a hooker but in reality score meth at some gas station, go back to the hotel, close the stream and most likely masturbate till their dicks bleed
Oh Boofy you could have flown so high but you stay pissing on yourself in the gutter...
