Is Amazon Self-Publishing the best idea of all time?

Just A Butt

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So let's say you write a book. So what if it isn't good enough to be picked up by one of the thousands of legitimate publishers around the world? SO FUCKING WHAT? Back off, nigger, I write good. They just don't get me. Not like you get me. Not like Jeff gets me.

And the best part is I get like five cents for every dollar Jeff makes off me! It's win-win!
 
Unirnonicly I fucking love it. So much weird shit gets published on it
Check out DUDE.
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Funnier than Dune and mercifully somewhat shorter, Dude tells what really happened on that famous desert planet Arkansas (strangely pronounced as Arrakis). No fake news – just the facts about how the low-down Atrocides, led by Paolo Mudd’y Bib and helped by the beach-loving Friedmanns, won control of the ma’nii supply from the noble and fearless Hawk’on’ems.
 
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