LGBT Is Chris really qualified to be caring for Barb?

[MysticMisty]

When Barb finally dies? I know Chris is obviously very incompetent, but realistically, he's not stupid enough as to just let her rot there thinking she's asleep or whatever. He'd probably call an ambulance round or whatever. But you can bet your he'd update his Facebook about it first.

Chris won't notice for a few days because he'll just be relieved Barb isn't demanding that he needs to fetch her some q-sands or bandage her holey buttocks (or some other horrifying, disgusting task).

Bed Sore Saga

You mean we're not already there?

 

[Holdek]

Oh, and dump literally everything on a giant FTP server. Just host one from a home Have us leech that shit. I wanna hear everything.

Did you know there's an unreleased recording of Chris crying about Bob's death? I bet it's fucking cash.

 

[HG 400]

I hope he gets raped and murdered by Barb.

 

[Jack Awful]

I hope he gets raped and murdered by Barb.

Imagine either Barb or Chris finally snapping and trying to murder the other.
Who would win that fight?

 

[Clown Doll]

Who would win that fight?

Society.

 

[animedad]

Imagine either Barb or Chris finally snapping and trying to murder the other.
Who would win that fight?

Kiwi Farms would win as a whole.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Imagine either Barb or Chris finally snapping and trying to murder the other.
Who would win that fight?

The hoard

 

[Vault Boy]

Imagine either Barb or Chris finally snapping and trying to murder the other.
Who would win that fight?

The pets. They'll have enough food to last for months.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If it came down to it, I wonder if Chris would rather have her around or be rid of her.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

The pets. They'll have enough food to last for months.

Alternate thread topic: How many Eskimos could Chris and Barbs collective blubber feed and for how long?

 

[TheKatWithTheBat]

Alternate thread topic: How many Eskimos could Chris and Barbs collective blubber feed and for how long?

It wouldn't feed them.

The Eskimos would die from how unhealthy the two eat and how bad their hygiene is.

 

[Vault Boy]

You guys think that, if shit gets to be too much for him, Chris would put a pillow over Barb's face while she sleeps? Would he be crazy enough to do that?

 

[TheKatWithTheBat]

You guys think that, if shit gets to be too much for him, Chris would put a pillow over Barb's face while she sleeps? Would he be crazy enough to do that?

No, he wouldn't.

He may have the guts to hurt/kill people in his comic, but I highly doubt he has the guts to do it in real life.

 

[AnOminous]

You guys think that, if shit gets to be too much for him, Chris would put a pillow over Barb's face while she sleeps? Would he be crazy enough to do that?

If he did, it would be because he read that's how you do it, but he would just literally walk up to her, put a pillow over her face, then walk away and wonder why it didn't work.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If he did, it would be because he read that's how you do it, but he would just literally walk up to her, put a pillow over her face, then walk away and wonder why it didn't work.

And complain publicly.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

Maybe Kengle should help out.. Chris can pay in sexual favours..

 

[Jack Awful]

Alternate thread topic: How many Eskimos could Chris and Barbs collective blubber feed and for how long?

If they want in on that gravy train, they'd better hop on it soon because Barb's wasting away.

 

[Chuggernaut]

There's only one person who will be affected whether or not Barb dies and its Chris himself, who would be better off. So yeah, he's qualified commensurate to the importance of the task.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Taking into consideration that the two are close to each other, coupled with the fact that Barb's parenting skills helped make Chris into the person he is today...

I'd say that yeah, he's fit enough.

 

[QI 541]

No, he wouldn't.

He may have the guts to hurt/kill people in his comic, but I highly doubt he has the guts to do it in real life.

He hit an old man with his car and pepper sprayed an innocent bystander.