Is it ethical to play Van Halen's 'jump' with a boombox when somebody is about to jump off a building? - Trannies on bridges excluded, those are always ethical and should be pushed too

[Adolf Hulkler]

No, but it would be really metal to play "hit the bodies hit the floor"

 

[Fascist Frederick]

It is unethical to not play Van Halen's Jump with a boombox when somebody is about to jump off a building.

 

[TerribleUser09]

Only with "do a flip" addendum.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Playing Van Halen is always morally justified. Any situation, any context. It really is that simple.

 

[RacistComputer79]

I see that you've decided to take my suggestion from the bridge thread OP @cybertoaster

 

[Billy_Sama!]

My suggestion is "It's Raining Men" by the weather girls to double on the YWNBAW.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I think it's your ethical and moral obligation.

 

[Positron]

Depends....are they trans?

It doesn't matter. Mercy may be extended if it is the person's first gig, but repeated offenders must be shamed and laughed at.

 

[Meth Dick]

As long as it's not Bodies by Drowning Pool.
It's too cliche at this point.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Depends. Is the person a big Van Halen fan? If so, the power of rock may help them to give life a second chance.

 

[Abella]

Not only is it ethical, it’s the morally correct thing to do.