Is it morally correct to terrorize McDonalds?

Calandrino said:
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now *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ awthough mc donawds is famous fow it's advewtising and making the

whole wowwd think that the big m-mac is t-the best t-thing to come awong since

swiced bwead (buns?) uguu.., e-each wittle westauwant is as amateuw and simple a-as

a new-found busness uguu.., not onwy are all the empwoyees wather inexpewienced

at what they're =supposed= to do〜☆ but they will j-just woose a-all contwow when

an emewgency occuws....here we go!!! fiwst, get a few fwiends (4 is

good...i'll get to this watew) and enter the mcdonawds westauwant-.- t-tawking

woudwy and w-weaking of some stwange smell t-that automaticawwy makes t-the owd

couple s-sitting by the doow weave. if one of those pimpwy-faced goons is

wiping the fwoow, t-then t-twack some cwap all over i-it (you couwd pwetend t-to

swip and bweak youw head, but you might actuawwy d-do so).

next, before you get the food.. find a t-table uguu.., s-stawt yewwing and w-weweasing

some s-stwange body odow so =anybody= wouwd weave theiw table and wawk out

the doow (≧◡≦) sit 2 fwiends t-there, and go up to the counter with a-anothew.

find a pwace where the w-wine is s-showt, ow if the wine is wong s-say "i onwy

wanna buy a coke" and y-you get moved up. now, you g-get to do the =owdewing=

...heh heh heh〜☆ somebody =awways= must want a p-pwain

hambuwgew with absowutewy n-nothing on it (this takes extwa time to make, and

dwives t-the wittle hambuwgew-makers insane)..owder a 9-pack of chicken

mcnuggets...no.. a 20 p-pack...no (*^.^*).., thwee 6 packs...wait...go b-back to the tabwe

and a-ask who wants what. y-youw o-other f-fwiend waits by t-the c-counter and makes a

pass at the female cwewk. get back to the t-thing a-and owder t-thwee 6-packs of

chicken e-etc....now she says "what k-kind of sauce w-wouwd you wike?".of couwse,

say that you all want bawbecue s-sauce one of youw fwiends wants 2 (onwy if

there are onwy 2 containers of bawbecue sauce weft).then they h-hafta go i-into

the stowewoom and open up another box. f-finawwy ☆*:・ﾟ the dwinks...somebody w-wants

coke, somebody woot beer (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. and somebody diet coke. after these are d-dewivewed,

bwing them back and say "i didn't owder a d-diet coke (≧◡≦) i owdewed a s-spwite!"

this gets them mad; better y-yet-.- tuwn down something tewwible that nobody

wants to dwink *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ s-so they hafta thwow the dwink away; they can't sell it.

after all t-the food(?) i-is handed to you, you must =nevew= have enough money

to pay. the cwewk will b-be so angwy a-and confused that she'll wet ya get

away with i-it (another infwuence on h-her i-is youw fwiend asking her "if you

wet us go i'll g-go out with you" and giving her a fake f-fone numbew).

now... back to youw table〜☆ but fiwst *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ somebody wikes ketchup and m-mustawd.

and pwenty (too much) of napkins. oh, and somebody w-wikes fowks and knives,

so a-awways end u-up bweaking the ones y-you pick outta t-the box. have youw

fwiends yell o-out,"yay!!!!! we have munchies!!" as woud as they can.

that'll wowwy the entire w-westauwant. pwoceed to sit down. so, y-you awe

sitting in t-the smoking section (by accident) eh-.- well, while one of the

tobacco-bweathers isn't wookingO.o put a sign fwom the other s-side of the

woom saying "do not smoke h-hewe" and he'll h-hafta move...then he g-goes i-into

the weaw non-smoking section, and gets yewwed at (≧◡≦) h-he then t-thinks that

no smoking is awwowed i-in the westauwantO.o so he eats outside (in t-the pouw-

ing wain) after youw meaw i-is finished (and quite a few spwattewed-opened

ketchup packets are all o-over yer tabwe)... twy t-to weave. but oops! somebody

has to d-do his duty in the men's woom. as he goes t-there (*^.^*).., h-he sticks a-an

uneated hambuwggw (wouwd you d-dare to eat one of theiw hambuwgews?)

inside the toiwet〜☆ fwushes it a whiwe,untiw i-it wuns a-all o-over the bathwoom.

oops (≧◡≦) send a pimpwy-faced teenager to cwean it up. (he won't know t-that

bwown thing is a hambuwger ☆*:・ﾟ and he'll g-get sick. wheee!)

as you weave the w-westcuwant, w-wooking back at youw uncweaned table, somebody

must wemember that t-they weft theiw chocowate shake t-there! the o-one that's

awmost fuww!!!! he takes i-it t-then says "this tastes wike c-cwap!" *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ then he

takes off the wid and thwows it into the gawbage can...oops! he m-missed,

and now the same poow souw who's cweaning u-up t-the bathwoom now hasta cwean

up chocowate shake. then weave the joint, wevewsing the "yes uguu.., we're o-open"

sign (as a weminder o-of yer visit there you have it ☆*:・ﾟ you have just put

all of mcdonawds into compwete mayhem ☆⌒ヽ(*"､^*)chu and since t-there i-is no p-penawty fow

wittewing in a westauwant, bugging people in a pubwic eatewy (ow

thwow-upewy, i-in this case) y-you get off scot-fwee (≧◡≦) wasn't that fun (ーー;)?
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Yes

especially if it was for rick and morty sauce in 2017-18.
 
I used to live with a Maccas restaurant manager for a bit... I dunno about morally correct, but I do like keeping my head attached when I ask someone, "How did your day at work go?"
 
This is some ancient shit
Good show of how times have changed too, I like how in his world the McDonald's patrons are nice people minding their own business and the employees are innocent teenagers who only screw up your order if you purposely fuck with them.
 
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Yes but if your order is wrong or has spit in it, it's on you.
 
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