Is it normal for one of your testicles to be bigger than the other two?

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God damn it, I downloaded this before I remembered what I titled the thread. Comedy has failed me yet again.
 
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No, that's not normal. That's not normal at all.

You need to fix the problem asap!

Follow these steps very carefully:
Step 1: remove your lower garments
Step 2: sit with your knees up close to your chin
Step 3: starting from the left and continuing to the right, flick each testicle as hard as you can in turn. If they don't retract and level out in size continue to the next step
Step 4: get a heavy shoe (steel caps are good for this)
Step 5: beat the testicle that's the wrong shape until it's roughly the same size as the other two.

This should fix your issue. Good luck, champ!
 
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