Is it normal to feel static at the near top of your head?

[Tofu Dust]

I have a slight migraine

 

[The Real Me]

You are going to die.

 

[Penis Drager]

No. cancerous tissue has a higher capacitance and that is likely what you're feeling. More electrical potential is being stored in your skull than usual.
It's clear you have brain cancer which has metastasized throughout the entirety of the tissue.
Sorry bro. You're fucked.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Morgellon's strikes again!

 

[Madre Muerte]

It means you're losing blood in your brain, go to the hospital ASAP

 

[In Memoriam]

It means you're losing blood in your brain, go to the hospital ASAP

This guy spelled “losing” correctly he’s clearly an educated medfag you better listen

 

[A Welsh Cake]

It’s how you know your psychic powers are developing

 

[Miller]

It's the 5G kicking in.

 

[Vingle]

Do you mean margarine? You should hear with Kay.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

You have superpowers now!