Is it possible to bash your head on the corner of a block of tofu and die?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I guess it'd be possible if the tofu was frozen.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Probably not, dude. Maybe think of a better story before the cops get there?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

If you slam your head hard enough then sure

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Anything's possible if you try hard enough.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Ah. You've met my Dad's cooking then.

 

[Just A Butt]

i read it as futon and i guess this just confirms that i'm a retard like the rest of youse guys

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

i read it as futon and i guess this just confirms that i'm a retard like the rest of youse guys

Futon
Futo
Tofu