Is it possible to knock someone over with a powerful fart? - I’ve been eating vindaloos

[Quantum Diabetes]

I think I could do it dood

 

[Phantom Shitter]

Remember when Biden stumbled on the steps into Air Force One? I was inside the plane farting out of the open door. If I had been closer, that old faggot would have fallen and cracked his soft skull open on the stairs.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Legends say Rube Goldberg could, people created machines named after him to repeat the feat.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Theoretically yes, practically no

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Perhaps in space the force from releasing gas might be enough to give yourself a push but then you would also have to expose your ass to space.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yes. My dog almost killed me with her farts.

 

[draggs]

Theoretically yes, practically no

Source

 

[Joe Swanson]

Source

My ass

 

[Jack Awful]

Newton's third law states it would knock you down too.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Remember when Biden stumbled on the steps into Air Force One? I was inside the plane farting out of the open door. If I had been closer, that old faggot would have fallen and cracked his soft skull open on the stairs.

Nice try, but I was executing a counterblast from the runway to keep him upright.

This explains a lot about his perpetual state of confusion, for those who weren't aware.

 

[Vingle]

Probably not in a forceful way. But if it's really bad smelling and you're essentially gassing them. They may be knocked over from that.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Newton's third law states it would knock you down too.

What if I achieve brown belt Fartmancer power?

 

[GorillaGhost]

Back when I was a young blood I had this friend who farted so hard he broke a sheet of drywall from about 4 feet away with just a fart. So...yes. I'd have to say its very possible.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Not sure, but I saw this and it's kind of relavent.

 

[Psycho Network]

Yes.
Source: I worked building a fart-based Directed Energy Weapon for North Koreans, AMA me anything.

 

[GorillaGhost]

What if I achieve brown belt Fartmancer power?

Red belt is better. You need anal fissures for that though. Sadly, I will only ever be a yellow belt (corn chunks).