Is it possible to tell a woman’s asshole from a man’s asshole?

[Kyle Odom]

I’m in a bathroom stall at Walgreens and there’s a glory hole with a winking asshole on the other side and I want to make sure it’s a man before I stick my huge veiny cock in.

 

[Marc]

If it feels like sandpaper, it's a man who has recently shaved. However, if it feels like you've stuck it into a meatball of hair and wastebasket debris, you may have spotted a skunk ape. Make skunk ape calls, just to be safe ["No Homo" means something else to skunk apes].

 

[Cascade]

If you got AIDS after that, it was gay man's asshole. If you didn't, it was a gay man without AIDS.

 

[CowPox]

Hi bargain.

 

[Kyle Odom]

Hi bargain.

Cowpox and Bargain
Separated by a ban
Together at last

 

[SentinentCloud]

count the amount of asshole hairs

 

[Character from a movie]

The woman's asshole has a pink bow

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I assume they taste different.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yes, the body it's attached to.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

look for the bawls

 

[Autistic Monkey]

Wait for a fart. If it smells like rainbows its a woman.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Schrödinger’s starfish. Glory holes aren’t gay because unless otherwise confirmed, it’s neither a man nor woman. Go to town, buddy!

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Yes. Women don't fart or poop so their butt holes are largely unused.