Is it safe to eat Cereal with Semen in it?

[Alex Hogendorp]

What's the chances of contracting AIDS or STD's with it?

 

[Chainsaw Man]

Not sure, honestly never heard of anyone catching aids orally.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

No it isn't. You should only eat semen in your chocolate milk.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

....Why do you need to ask this question should we get you help?

 

[SentinentCloud]

you dont do it direclty on the cereal, you do it on the milk box that way it will last for the cereals of the whole month

 

[DankSmoker]

Not sure, honestly never heard of anyone catching aids orally.

OP's cereal was also laced with tiny shards of glass, I just thought it would be funny and not lead to a debilitating lifelong illness...

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

As long as the semen provider is not diseased and it is fresh then it should be safe for human consumption on a physical level.