Is it too late to become an angry video game internet reviewer?

[Fat Gollum]

I know it might not exactly be the most popular style of content lately but I'm really passionate about it. I even wrote my own theme song:

Fat Gollum's gonna play some shitty games
That make him want to blow out his brains
His reviews are much better than James'
He's the pissed-off Gollum gamer
He'll play some diarrhea shit
That stinks worse than his unwashed tits
These games suck so bad they make him vomit
He's the pissed-off Gollum gamer

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

YES it is too late.
Every gimmick has been done.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Even AVGN has been made fun of. No angry reviewer is above scrutiny.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

SyntheticMan is doing well, but he's more of a depressed video game reviwer

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

At best you're better off trying out for a different gimmick. Unless you feel like you can do a better trope of actually being an angry gamer that can explain how you would make a video game mechanic better.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Here's an idea that is kind of like an angry game reviewer but with a twist! An angry troon reviewer. Look at pictures and videos of transgender dudes and get angry and yell at them.

I'd watch.

 

[Calandrino]

No, but it's too late to make money or get nudes sent to you. Still, we are all very interested in your angry opinions, about any topic.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

No, but it's too late to make money or get nudes sent to you. Still, we are all very interested in your angry opinions, about any topic.

Fat Gollum gets nudes sent to him all the time. I find them on the SRS horrors thread.

 

[Quijibo69]

SHIT FUCK ON A COW, ASS!

 

[Marc]

No; it is not too late to review Internet in a video game.

 

[SandyCat]

Become a indifferent video game reviewer

 

[Jason Wynn]

You could be a tweaker reviewing games. Gollum already looks like your average crackhead. You can still fly into a drug induced rage at the game, and have a new gimmick to boot.

 

[Hellwalker]

You can if you use the Gen Z/Gen Alpha 'tism infected language. You'll be popular with the kids in no time.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No, but you'll need to be good at it and find a culturally relevant angle to spin.

You can be the Angry Video Game Coomer who seethes about female characters being insufficiently sexualized.

"ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

 

[Chris Konon]

there is a niche for a black tar heroine angry reviewer.

 

[Fat Gollum]

No, but you'll need to be good at it and find a culturally relevant angle to spin.

You can be the Angry Video Game Coomer who seethes about female characters being insufficiently sexualized.

"ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

The angry hentai reviewer?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The angry hentai reviewer?

I don't think the algorithm would appreciate the term, so unless it's a passion project rather than an attempt at popularity you'd better be careful with terminology. I doubt coomer or gooner has been as strongly correlated with being a naughty word just yet.