Is legit for a kiwi farms user to have lolcowish hobbies? - Non shitpost but probably stupid thread.

[Cap. Willard Marlow]

This is something of a question I have had since a long-short time. I didn't knew if ask it in deep thoughts or in Q&A, but just in case is a dumb shitty question I put it here.

Is legit for a user of the Kiwi Farms to have interest, hobbies, tastes, etc that most or a big part of the community might think are lolcowish, autistic, stupid, worthless or faggot, etc?

For example, being a huge MLP fan or having sexual fetishes that look like out of a tumblr porn account. And no, none of that applies to the OP.

Be honest guys, or the nearest you can get to honesty.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

What the hell is your question? Learn to phrase instead of sounding like a small brained individual asking "is legit".

Yes people here are pokefags and watch V-tuber videos if that's what your asking.

 

[R00T]

Every poster in beauty parlor is fat, every poster in animal control is a furry. See a pattern here?

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Everyone who posts on this site is gay.

 

[Czechem Republic]

Is legit for a user of the Kiwi Farms to have interest, hobbies, tastes, etc that most or a big part of the community might think are lolcowish, autistic, stupid, worthless or faggot, etc?

"Is legit"? For fuck's sake.

The difference between a cow and a human (or at least a cow with a decent human suit) is how hard you sperg about it to/at complete strangers. Basically, look at CWC. Perfectly normal hobbies (for the most part), but his game collection and arts & crafts projects aren't why he's the ur-lolcow.

Stop giving a shit about what other people think of your hobbies. That's the other thing most cows have in common, this constant validation seeking. If you want to paint minis and play vidya, go crazy. Make a cringy self-insert comic? Do it, faggot.

Just learn how to keep your damn spaghetti in your pockets. The fact that you needed to create this thread is evidence of marinara on your pants.

 

[mister meaner]

Is legit for a user of the Kiwi Farms to have interest, hobbies, tastes, etc that most or a big part of the community might think are lolcowish, autistic, stupid, worthless or faggot, etc?

For example, being a huge MLP fan or having sexual fetishes that look like out of a tumblr porn account. And no, none of that applies to the OP.

If we defined being a lolcow as “having degenerate/eccentric hobbies and tastes” then by your logic every person on this forum with a furry profile picture should have their own thread. But that’s not how it works. Many qualities can make a lolcow, like tending to overshare, or being involved in dumb drama, but “hehe this person wanks to MLP porn“ wouldn’t make a cow. Think about it.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Yes OP. Buck breaking might have been before considered a "lolcow hobby," but now after Tareeq Nashid's masterpiece I think everyone accepts it as normal. In fact you would be weird if you were not breaking bucks as a KF user.

 

[Vingle]

Stop giving a shit about what other people think of your hobbies. That's the other thing most cows have in common, this constant validation seeking. If you want to paint minis and play vidya, go crazy. Make a cringy self-insert comic? Do it, faggot.

Just learn how to keep your damn spaghetti in your pockets.

I would argue feeling a need to argue for a hobby, other than "I like it, fuck off". Is the main lolcow trait.
Hamberlynn wouldn't be as exciting, if she just admitted she loves gorging herself and don't give a fuck about her health.

 

[Just A Butt]

I didn't knew if ask it in deep thoughts or in Q&A,

this is the right place.

also, tell me more about your hobbies.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Be honest guys

Honestly I think you’re brain damaged

 

[Penis Drager]

I like trains.

 

[mister meaner]

Honestly I think you’re brain damaged

I think he did a pretty good job with the thread, no matter how hard I might try I’ll never be able to write something this profound to the QnA section.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I like trains.

I imagine a lot of people here know more about trains than they care to admit.

 

[Jason Wynn]

It’s how you present yourself.

say you’re a grown man who still likes collecting Pokémon cards. You just enjoy your hobby, talk about it on occasion and not give a fuck what other people might think, that’s not being a cow. You keep harassing cashiers like Tyrone Bigguns for the cards, keep sperging about it to people who clearly couldn’t care less and throw an autistic temper tantrum if someone calls you a loser or a fag or whatever for collecting them, then you’ve crossed over into cow territory.

 

[No Exit]

No. If you have mockable hobbies you should definitely kill yourself, especially if you're a brony.

 

[Sperghetti]

How do you think most users got here in the first place? I’m pretty sure a significant portion of them joined the Farms because they wanted to point and laugh and/or complain about spergs in their own hobby communities.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm a Sonic enjoyer

 

[Ramborambo]

Shadow rad. Hedgehog but if have gun. Way rad dude.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’m imagining this entire post is spoken in a thick Russian accent while said poster is constantly sipping vodka.

No, everyone here is normal. We all have 2.5 kids, an OK looking wife, one boring hobby and go to church on Sunday.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Be honest guys, or the nearest you can get to honesty.

It's a pathetic question and you should feel bad for asking it.