Is life an RPG or a Roguelike?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It's Katamari. We're but ants to the fabulous King of Cosmos.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Is OP a faggot, or a retard?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

My life's more of a first person shooter. Or it will be, very soon...

 

[Mimic]

Life is a mobile tycoon game and the player sucks.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Is OP a faggot, or an exceptional individual?

Why can't I be both?

 

[Grinrow]

its defiantly a roguelike but seeing how you're posting on the Kiwifarms you've picked up a shitty item and fucked your whole run up.

 

[Doug_S1]

What's the genre of game in which you shit your guts out at the end of the evening because you imbibe enough alcohol at a restaurant to kill a giraffe and start spouting stuff about "Mr Hitler" so the chef poisons your meal and then you black out?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

It’s more one of those weird artsy games where you have no real idea what’s going on until you get near the end.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Some shitty pay-to-win meme game by Peter Molynuex.

 

[Pissmaster]

What's the genre of game in which you shit your guts out at the end of the evening because you imbibe enough alcohol at a restaurant to kill a giraffe and start spouting stuff about "Mr Hitler" so the chef poisons your meal and then you black out?

Disco Elysium

 

[Megaroad 2012]

More like Animal Crossing except it's the coons that steal my money, not furry mammals.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

It's the Sims, but very few people get the money tree and a shocking number of people actually set themselves on fire when cooking or can't get out of the swimming pool and drown.

 

[Disc]

What's the genre of game in which you shit your guts out at the end of the evening because you imbibe enough alcohol at a restaurant to kill a giraffe and start spouting stuff about "Mr Hitler" so the chef poisons your meal and then you black out?

Sandbox?

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

A little of column A a little of column B.

I didn't know boardgames had genres, I just thought "boardgame" was the genre.

That would be the medium. Board games have genres but they're more loosely defined

 

[mindlessobserver]

Depends on your personality type i guess.

Extroverts think it's an RPG
Introverts think its survival horror
Psychopaths think it's a first person shooter
And sociopaths think it's real time strategy

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Life is not an RPG, if it were an RPG dating and sex would be endgame events reached by endlessly grinding rats in the sewers and dating would start with roaming the outskirts of town looking to charm wild dogs and then slowly building up to a human.

 

[Syaoran Li]

OP is more queer than a walking simulator.

 

[AnOminous]

Bitch it's obviously a roguelike. There's permadeath and the RNG can instakill you in the most incredibly unfair ways at any moment.

 

[Jason Wynn]

It's a mobile game.

Everything starts out on easy street. You get tons of stuff thrown your way for free, and can simply coast along for a decent amount of time (your childhood/teens and parents providing for you)

Then you hit the paywall (adulthood.) Free to play users (homeless, deadbeats) are screwed from progressing. Those willing to grind and spend a little (working and paying bills) can progress, but at a much slower rate, and this can become monotonous.

Those who throw autistic amounts of money at the game/life, or have rich parents still paying their way (whales/NEETS) still play on easy mode. What's there to worry about when you have "fuck you!" money? Nobody else can compete against you.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Not quite liking this Roguelike Coronavirus event shit. Permadeath or no, it's incredibly RNG based and unfun.

At first I thought my life was a Games subforum, but now I realise it belonged in Deep Thoughts.

Bullshit, our lives all belong on the food board.