Is Null a virgin?

[Rand /pol/]

Yes.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Not anymore

*unzips dick*

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

He was swimming in pussy until the Bloodhound Gang broke up.

 

[Quijibo69]

He lost it with a trans-woman that happens to be a dog.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

FACTS about Null:
He's FAT.
He worked and enjoyed working at a fast food place.
He's a proud redditor, so much so his defense of his upvotes on the r/thedonald thread gave it the plagued tag.
There are no pictures on the internet of his emo/goth teenage phase.
He is not jewish.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Of course he is.

He knows better than to give up his wizard powers just for a little pussy.

 

[Christ Cried]

Doubtful, I'm a straight male and I can hardly resist his voice. He probably gets more slav tail than anyone

 

[Give Her The D]

probably

 

[Japanese Jesus]

Doubtful, I'm a straight male and I can hardly resist his voice. He probably gets more slav tail than anyone

I releapsed a 30 day nofap streak just because of him. Damn, jewsh is so hawt.

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

I'm sure there was a girl out there who thought he looked sweet enough to eat.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I'm sure there was a girl out there he thought looked sweet enough to eat.

FTFY

Cannibalism is on the uptick in Rusland, after all.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

The fact that styx gets more poon than null is truly mindblowing.

 

[SigSauer]

what is this a shit post thread?

Shitposting on Kiwi Farms is a hobby anyone can enjoy. For example, you could post “are niggers white?” And make the thread on here without those retarded jannies tard wrangling you.

 

[Distant Stare]

He claims to have had multiple partners

Pressing X

 

[not william stenchever]

I'll flip a coin to decide because I give the odds 50/50

 

[Pinochet's Pilot]

This is a philosophy question, right?
Depends what you mean by "virgin".
He might only believe in sex with someone he loves and trusts

In that case, I have children that are lab-tested to be biologically mine and I'm still a virgin.

 

[オウム 2]

He's living the monger lifestyle in the Philippines but he tells each new prostitute he's a virgin to make it more romantic.

 

[In Memoriam]

The fact that styx gets more poon than null is truly mindblowing.

What ever man styx is hawt

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

He Astral fucks me every night with his Dom Daddy Adolf powers. Once I asked him mid astral coitus if I was his one and only and he responded by opening a portal that showed me an infinite expanse of danger hairs he astral rapes every night. He is truly a monster, he is like Saint Nicholas but instead of gifts he brings rape.

Ever wonder why people hate the farms so much? Well it's because Nulls Dark Magic rape powers.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

In that case, I have children that are lab-tested to be biologically mine and I'm still a virgin.

You keep your drainbabies?

Gross.