Is Null fat?

I would think that Eastern Block food is less fattening than Amerislop so he's probably going to either 1- gain due to USA!USA! or lose due to the change in food that his digestive system has become accustomed to;causing stomach aches, nausea, diarrhea et al.
Instead of stalking the streets of Belgrade for borscht and kasha, he'll be ubering the shittiest fast food to his secret forest/mountain lair with zero human contact except for Kiwi Farms. Null is going to balloon to proportions that put PPP to shame.
 
Null just has big bones. Imagine all that prayer xp when he actually dies.
 
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