Is Santa Claus Real?

[MustIBeLoggedInToDoThat?]

Of course Santa is real. Who else eats the cookies I leave out?

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

I’ll answer this the same way I do to my kids and the nieces and nephews: Santa is an idea as much as he’s a person. You should believe in him because it costs you nothing to do so. You don’t have to pay to believe it, it doesn’t hurt you, the worst case is that it’s not true and you still had a great holiday season with your friends and family.

I believe in Santa because I choose to live in a world in which he’s real. I’m also a hair under 7 feet tall so I can do whatever I want to, especially if it spreads joy to little hearts.

You can be like me friends, if you want to.

You talk a lot of shit, particularly to children, for someone who is always at optimum ball-punching level.

 

[HexFag]

No, Santa Clause is not real. Your parents bought you presents. Your dad had to work overtime to be able to afford them. Your mother and father wrapped them at night while you were sleeping. They might have had to get up the next day and go to work depending on when they wrapped them.

 

[Bothriolepis]

Would the grinch be a lolcow?

In theory, yes. In practice, he's probably too self-isolating to be more than an obscure laughingstock.

 

[Cornfed]

Santa is real if you are not a tranny.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

When I was a child I had hoped and prayed for a forum where I could openly call dumb people retarded. Santa provided. Santa is real.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

Of course he's real, Nik has been stalking him for months.

 

[Beastie]

Santa is real if you are not a tranny.

Poonerclaus

 

[JambledUpWords]

The real Saint Nicholas is Turkish

 

[Peace Through Power]

 

[Easterling]

The real Saint Nicholas is Turkish
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You misspelled Byzantine

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I remember the moment I stopped believing in Santa Claus.

I was very little and I grew up with older siblings who not only reveled in destroying my innocence, but also in torturing me both physically and psychologically. When I stuck to my guns that Santa was real, they showed me where my parents hid the presents.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

You misspelled Byzantine

The crescent moon and star are they symbols of Constantinople, and the town of Byzantium before it. The Ottomans chose it as they're symbol as they saw themselves the sucessors of Rome. Christ cares not who you are, as long as you embrace his love.

 

[mindlessobserver]

No, Santa Clause is not real. Your parents bought you presents. Your dad had to work overtime to be able to afford them. Your mother and father wrapped them at night while you were sleeping. They might have had to get up the next day and go to work depending on when they wrapped them.

Source.

It came to me in a dream

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

: "Erm...Santa isn't real, it was your drunk dad who shat in the chimney"

Yeah sure, retard.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Arius wishes that Santa Claus weren't real.

 

[Ponzo]

No, the fat retard with his sled was made up 200 years ago to take away from the birth of christ and turn it into a consumerist holiday

 

[LaCreaturaDeLasAmerica]

Technically he's real, he was a bishop. I'm telling my son the real story and then saying that God granted him the north pole to continue his work.