Is sexting on the shitter basically receiving an e-blumpkin?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Titties

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Sexting is for fags and simps. She's using the dollar-store 50 shades of grey material to lube her pussy up enough so tyrone can hatefuck her bareback without having to communicate in ebonics beforehand.

If you're doing it while taking a dump, you're just associating sex with stuff coming out of your arse, meaning you're 50% fantasising about pulling pork sword out of your shitbox.

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

Sexting on the shitter is a time honered tradition going back to when men would still compose love poems in the outhouse

 

[NaggotFigger]

Sexting on the shitter is the equivalent of sending bobs and vagene to a white woman.