Is the fat guy that leaves presents under the tree every year free?

[SandyCat]

He always comes late at night on the 24th. If I catch him am I allowed to keep him and his weird magical flying deer creatures? I figure I could sell the flying deer to the glowies, seems like something they'd be interested in

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

No

 

[Sean Shemmy]

No. That's Santa. Don't kidnap him, come on... think of all the African distorted hanging Jartycuck slopjak babies! How will they get their presents then?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Nah, but that's none of your concern. Me and Zed are gonna take good care of him.

 

[peachlover669]

On christmas? no. he has alot of presents to deliver and doesnt have the time for any extra plans however,
I hear that he has a lot of free time on his hands at the beginning of the year if you wanted to go bowling or something with him then.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Is he free? Like the ducks in the park?

 

[Dysnomia]

You can only keep one flying reindeer. Keeping all of them is selfish and Santa will not bring you a Nintendo Switch 2 next year.

 

[dick brain]

No. That's Santa. Don't kidnap him, come on... think of all the African distorted hanging Jartycuck slopjak babies! How will they get their presents then?

What?