Is there a state North Korea could nuke and the US would be better off?

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Kari Kamiya said:
Michigan. The automobile industry can survive outside of the state.
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Should we throw Wisconsin in, as well?
Neither state is doing so well, honestly, and whatever industry they have can go somewhere else in the US... Where they'll hopefully get more love & respect.
 
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I was curious about how much of the country's food production we'd lose if we nuked California and learned that 95% of US garlic is grown there so no thank you.

nuke Utah. it blows because mormons and you can't get a decent beer and once all the people are gone the cool rock formations will still be intact.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
Either Oregon or Washington. California may also be equally guilty of West Coast hipster SJW liberalism, but at least they bring something to offer with all the food that's grown there. Most of America's fruits and vegetables are grown in California, as far as I can tell.

But if North Korea got rid of Seattle and Portland, I'd be a happy guy.
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Washington has Apples

Elwood P. Dowd said:
Is there any redeeming feature about New Mexico?

And on the plus side you'd be eliminating George RR Martin so finishing the ASOIAF books could be farmed out to Brandon Sanderson.
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You'd also be elimination Nora REEEEEd

m0rnutz said:
Virginia.
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Now I wish we had the A-Log rating here.
 
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i'm glad ohio is so forgetable that no one has mentioned it cause tbh beyond the rock and roll hall of fame and that whole aviation thing we don't have much to offer unless you like alpacas and even then that's a small offering
 
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Lurkette said:
i'm glad ohio is so forgetable that no one has mentioned it cause tbh beyond the rock and roll hall of fame and that whole aviation thing we don't have much to offer unless you like alpacas and even then that's a small offering
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The one time I visited Ohio I kind of liked it. Everybody acted like they were on Prozac, so damn nice. The Wright-Pat Air Museum is also one of the cooler places I've ever visited, though I admit I'm kind of a museum freak.

Never got around to trying the Ohio pinnacle of culinary art, though, the Fried Baloney Sammich, which apparently must be washed down with a vanilla milkshake for the full Ohio experience. If I ever get back there will have to have one.
 
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I'm shocked that no one has said New Jersey, yet. Real fucking shocked.

New York may get a bad rep because of NYC and Pennsylvania in a similar fashion because of Philly / Pittsburgh, but if you venture outside of the cities in those states: Those are not completely bad places to live, honestly - even if only because the SJWs stay far away from the far more conservative areas of both.

The same can't be said about NJ - it's just a shit-hole all around, and I know - I've lived there most of my whole life. I'd like for any family I still have there to move out first - I love them too much to see them die as a result of nuclear annihilation.
 
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Shokew said:
I'm shocked that no one has said New Jersey, yet. Real fucking shocked.
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I think what amazes me most about New Jersey is the one time in recent memory they elect a Republican governor he turns out to be every bit as corrupt as his Democrat colleagues. And possibly even less competent, though that's kind of a race to the bottom where New Jersey is concerned.
 
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Shokew said:
I'm shocked that no one has said New Jersey, yet. Real fucking shocked.

New York may get a bad rep because of NYC and Pennsylvania in a similar fashion because of Philly / Pittsburgh, but if you venture outside of the cities in those states: Those are not completely bad places to live, honestly - even if only because the SJWs stay far away from the far more conservative areas of both.

The same can't be said about NJ - it's just a shit-hole all around, and I know - I've lived there most of my whole life. I'd like for any family I still have there to move out first - I love them too much to see them die as a result of nuclear annihilation.
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Sorry, I think it's just that when you look at the radiation levels a lot of us thought that it had already been nuked.
 
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trombonista said:
Coca-Cola doesn't count?

Anyway, can't we redirect the nukes to Quebec instead? You know, after we get @August16 out of there.
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Sorry, but you should be drinking some ice cold water, instead. Something I can agree on with y'all that California royally lacks and needs to be punished for - besides other things...
 
Absolutego said:
I believe the state you're looking for is Wyoming! It's like North Dakota without the oil boom or charmingly stupid accent.

EDIT: also a metric fuckton more wind.
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They have Yellowstone Park. I'd say they should nuke one uninhabited patch around The Great Basin and Range only for their missile to blow up mid-flight. Everyone would be laughing.
 
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