Is there a way to change your username?

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Cuddlebug said:
Why was Femboi Bunny renamed "Stuff and things"?
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Yesterday afternoon, I woke up after a drinking binge. The issues of my lost loves and memories of the Great Forum War of 2012 burned brightly in my mind as the misty veil of intoxication dissipated under the uncomfortable heat of sobriety. Stumbling out of my home, I clutched at my mailbox's wooden support and begged it for relief. As the gate swung open, the cold lord offered no mercy. My autism disability checks wouldn't come in until Monday. The bitterness rose up within me with great turbulence; the poor timing of my tugboat would mean having to carry the weight of my acuity for a full weekend.

Grumbling to myself, I shielded my eyes from the sun and eventually found my way back inside. The chilled air brushed against my face, still warm and red with anger and tempered hate. Setting myself down in front of my computer (the only joy I had ever known), I gazed my eyes upon the screen and saw something that my brain could not readily comprehend. I had protected myself from this moment for years by now; never had I known, and never had I wanted to know, the truth of what the forums had become in the year it had accompanied me. I saw people having fun.

Absolutely enraged, no longer able to control my fickle emotions, I vomited up my hatred into fury and took action, fighting without remorse or humanity against the people I had fostered. I struck down FemboiBunny, turned to the Applecat and informed her her tits were too big, then told Katsu he was gay. Because that nigga is super gay.

May God have mercy on my soul.
 
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Null said:
Yesterday afternoon, I woke up after a drinking binge. The issues of my lost loves and memories of the Great Forum War of 2012 burned brightly in my mind as the misty veil of intoxication dissipated under the uncomfortable heat of sobriety. Stumbling out of my home, I clutched at my mailbox's wooden support and begged it for relief. As the gate swung open, the cold lord offered no mercy. My autism disability checks wouldn't come in until Monday. The bitterness rose up within me with great turbulence; the poor timing of my tugboat would mean having to carry the weight of my acuity for a full weekend.

Grumbling to myself, I shielded my eyes from the sun and eventually found my way back inside. The chilled air brushed against my face, still warm and red with anger and tempered hate. Setting myself down in front of my computer (the only joy I had ever known), I gazed my eyes upon the screen and saw something that my brain could not readily comprehend. I had protected myself from this moment for years by now; never had I known, and never had I wanted to know, the truth of what the forums had become in the year it had accompanied me. I saw people having fun.

Absolutely enraged, no longer able to control my fickle emotions, I vomited up my hatred into fury and took action, fighting without remorse or humanity against the people I had fostered. I struck down FemboiBunny, turned to the Applecat and informed her her tits were too big, then told Katsu he was gay. Because that nigga is super gay.

May God have mercy on my soul.
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Null said:
Yesterday afternoon, I woke up after a drinking binge. The issues of my lost loves and memories of the Great Forum War of 2012 burned brightly in my mind as the misty veil of intoxication dissipated under the uncomfortable heat of sobriety. Stumbling out of my home, I clutched at my mailbox's wooden support and begged it for relief. As the gate swung open, the cold lord offered no mercy. My autism disability checks wouldn't come in until Monday. The bitterness rose up within me with great turbulence; the poor timing of my tugboat would mean having to carry the weight of my acuity for a full weekend.

Grumbling to myself, I shielded my eyes from the sun and eventually found my way back inside. The chilled air brushed against my face, still warm and red with anger and tempered hate. Setting myself down in front of my computer (the only joy I had ever known), I gazed my eyes upon the screen and saw something that my brain could not readily comprehend. I had protected myself from this moment for years by now; never had I known, and never had I wanted to know, the truth of what the forums had become in the year it had accompanied me. I saw people having fun.

Absolutely enraged, no longer able to control my fickle emotions, I vomited up my hatred into fury and took action, fighting without remorse or humanity against the people I had fostered. I struck down FemboiBunny, turned to the Applecat and informed her her tits were too big, then told Katsu he was gay. Because that nigga is super gay.

May God have mercy on my soul.
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I bet this is a true story.
 
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Could I possibly have my name shortened to just 'Strewth', if it's not too much trouble. I've chosen a rather bulky, unattractive username. I feel it could use a pruning.
 
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