Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?

[Larkin N Likin]

What's your policy on making special orders?

 

[I am vomit]

Don't order the fanta

 

[The Magnificence]

Sir, this is Cracker Barrel, not not some fucking hippie dive. Now drink your courtesy glass of gravy and I'll be back to take your order in a few minutes.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Alright buster, that's it. You want a special order? You make it. I quit! I try and I try, but there's no respect for anyone with vision. There's just nothing I can do about it.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I'm going off the rails of the gravy train.