Is there anything you'd like to confess to?

[Bugman's Burden]

This is a safe place and anything you say is off the record.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I pozzloaded Patrick Tomlinson's neghole behind an Arby's in 2006

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I posted artwork of a skunk furry on e621.

 

[Grub]

He had it coming.

I seen him sneaking over to back up old John Brown when he was gunning for @Mr.Miyagi.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I'm a coke addict.

 

[King George III]

One morning after taking a shower and getting dressed, I farted, but it wasn't fart that came out.

 

[LolRaccoon]

I wish to confess my crimes. I have commited the crime of being a dwarf. I have been on trial for that my entire life. I did not kill Joffery, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

I... dropped the screw... in the tuna!

 

[Dynamite Bean]

I had a nigger moment before