Is this a fairly small amount of mcdonalds for an average sized person?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

My asshole is bracing itself in fear. Spoiler that shit, OP.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Ahh the Cinema Roberto special. Very few people can pinpoint the moment they realized they are a fatass, but Robert's will forever be archived as part of internet history.

 

[Chongqing]

The alcoholic in me thinks if you gave me a bottle of whiskey I could fuck twice those nuggets up easily.
The fat fuck in me notices one of those McDoubles is missing a patty.

I think that's a quarterpounder with cheese with three half pound doubles with cheese.

 

[Meth Dick]

I think that's a quarterpounder with cheese with three half pound doubles with cheese.

I just assumed a McDicks employee fucked up an order as usual

 

[SaltyFanta]

After consulting with my local Mcdonalds expert MovieBob, I'm going to have to go with, yes.

 

[Calandrino]

In context, MovieBob is unironically, objectively right, and I'm tired of a-logs pretending that he's not. For $3,500, one would expect an amount of food that an average person would be physically unable to eat in a single sitting. That looks very doable for most adults.

For comparison, Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest awards only $2,500 for 3rd place (1st place is $10,000). According to this news story (first thing I found googling), 3rd place in the women's division went to somebody who ate 75 hotdogs in only 10 minutes. Much more food, WAY less time, smaller reward.

 

[Meth Dick]

That looks very doable for most adults.

Maybe the nuggets, fries, and drinks, but not the burgers. That bread is gonna getcha

 

[LonesomeDud]

At my age now? I could either do all the burgers or two burgers and a nugget pack.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

In context, MovieBob is unironically, objectively right, and I'm tired of a-logs pretending that he's not. For $3,500, one would expect an amount of food that an average person would be physically unable to eat in a single sitting. That looks very doable for most adults.

One could even abuse the laxative effect of the Diet Cokes. Feeling full? Simply shit yourself to make room!

 

[PandaChai]

Assuming those are full fat cokes

5240 Calories

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Lose 3 of the burgers, 3/4 of the nuggets & fries, and it's average, maybe a tad small by modern American standards.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

The drinks are all filled to like an inch below the lid. Is that normal? Does Mcdonalds really jew their customers that hard? Mcdonalds already grossly overcharges for their slop anyway.

You used to be able to fill up your McDonald's cup yourself, with as much as ice or not, and if you wanted unique mixes like Diet Coke with a shot of Dr Pepper.

 

[DankSmoker]

I just assumed a McDicks employee fucked up an order as usual

I've had it happen myself, even more upsetting is when you only get one pickle.

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

That looks like too much. How 'bout we split the meal?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets, but I could easily.

I disagree. I'd probably eat a double helping of nuggets and be quite happy.

 

[Chongqing]

Maybe the nuggets, fries, and drinks, but not the burgers. That bread is gonna getcha

It's also like a gallon of soda. That would definitely stop me.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Nowadays I wouldn't be surprised this costs 80$

 

[barrow greeter]

Just a data point, last time I McDonalds'd which was a few weeks ago I got a McDouble, 10 piece McNuggets and iced coffee.

 

[winterfag]

While that'd a shitload of food, the main thing that would make this impossible for me is the four large sodas

 

[DankSmoker]

Feels like as good of thread as any, have any of you tried the chicken strips yet? I just want to know whether they are slightly better than nuggets. Does creamy chili entail mayo?