is this cucking

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CUCK OR NOT A CUCK

  • CUCK

    Votes: 76 36.9%

  • NOT A CUCK

    Votes: 29 14.1%

  • CUCKS HIS WIFE

    Votes: 101 49.0%
  • Total voters
    206
  • Poll closed .
CWCissey said:
No he's up, he 'unliked' the vid.
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Why do people bother doing that? It's already fucking everywhere.

And everytime there is a "Scandal" of this nature, they always delete the offending social media post and go radio silent.

Seriously, Ted should just go "Yeah, I watch porn. Show of hands, who can honestly tell me they don't?" And the room would get very quiet all of a sudden...everyone's eyes glancing to the person next to them, while simultaneously trying their damndest not to look at anyone else
 
DAHNALD! Give me those delegates and I'll give you my wife!
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Yeah there is a 100% chance this gets blamed on Democrats, Russians, the notorious hacker 4chan, or an intern. No way Ole Ted is owning up to this.

But I sincerely hope he legit was watching porn and liked it via his official Twitter by mistake. I mean everyone watches porn and all that, but it's gotta sting for a holier than thou hard right evangelical to have his porn plastered all over the news.
 
Fleeb said:
Important side question: Do you think he calls his penis "The Cruz Missile"?
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I hate you so much.

As to the question at hand, eh. It's hilarious, that's what it is. (Poor Heidi.)

(Also, obligatory note: that last bit was sarcasm. This is way too funny.)
 
Null said:
DOES HE LIKE CUCKING HIS WIFE?????

THERE ARE SO MANY LAYERS TO THIS STORY
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I accuse him of being a cuck solely on the basis that he was born in Canada.

Canada is only behind Sweden and Germany in terms of being actively cucked by their government.

It's only fair that as a Canadian, he's predisposed to being a cuck.
 
I think I'm more impressed that Ted Cruz has a normal, rather vanilla taste in porn... I thought for sure he'd be into some weird stuff
 
Just looked her up and Cory Chase does a shitload of fake incest fetish stuff. Like hundreds of videos of it.
 
_blank_ said:
TBH, I'm surprised he'd be into something this mundane....
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I don't know...a scenario where a man nails a woman in a room while a woman who has quite a resemblance to Heidi Cruz gets hot and bothered enough to begin masturbating while peeking in on them from the doorway probably isn't that vanilla of a thing to be into.

(Okay, now that I've learned that the porn video he liked has incestual themes, it's probably safe to say that what Ted Cruz might be into is not mundane at all.)
 
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