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LikeWhoAmI said:
Ok. So like. I heard about the DDOS on kiwi farms. Is this legit like a situation where, a random CWC troll really has connections through family and or the ability to do it herself? Tf is going on man. It's getting weird
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People overstate the need for glowie connections in order to pull this off. You just need money. But yes it is getting weird. However people keep running with the narrative that Bella and glowdad did the DDoS but the only person likely to know is Josh and he's not telling. But a DDoS was going on long before Bellagate. However it did ramp up during the Merge and especially after ILJ was named so who knows.
 
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It's almost certainly not Mike Janke who DDOS'd kiwifarms, but just a really funny coincidence.

My best guess is that Bella had a rent a DDOS, and maybe paid someone more competent, or realized that they could operate it in a way that had more precision (peak times, instead of continious over a few weeks, etc).

I think that if it was Mike, he'd either not bother DDOSing, because there are better methods to take a site down and because a DDOS attack is a temporary measure that would have a lot of fallout in making a user base more angry/annoyed, dig in, and possibly creating a Streisand effect. His daughter may do that, Byuu attempted to do that, but I don't think that Mike was that dumb.

The speculation that it could be Mike though/the coincidences in timing were overall funny. Do I think he and his wife are watching this though? At this point, absolutely. A few of his videos (and wife's) have been taken off of youtube, which leads me to suspect that he is very aware of whats going on, in some capacity.
 
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DiscoRodeo said:
It's almost certainly not Mike Janke who DDOS'd kiwifarms, but just a really funny coincidence.

My best guess is that Bella had a rent a DDOS, and maybe paid someone more competent, or realized that they could operate it in a way that had more precision (peak times, instead of continious over a few weeks, etc).

I think that if it was Mike, he'd either not bother DDOSing, because there are better methods to take a site down and because a DDOS attack is a temporary measure that would have a lot of fallout in making a user base more angry/annoyed, dig in, and possibly creating a Streisand effect. His daughter may do that, Byuu attempted to do that, but I don't think that Mike was that dumb.

The speculation that it could be Mike though/the coincidences in timing were overall funny. Do I think he and his wife are watching this though? At this point, absolutely. A few of his videos (and wife's) have been taken off of youtube, which leads me to suspect that he is very aware of whats going on, in some capacity.
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Agree. It's a nice meme but I don't believe it either. Bella knew how to use the darknet and fancied herself a bit of a black hat so she seems more likely she rented one but a better one than the byuu tranny alliance. Between remittance from glowdad and skymom and whatever shady sources of income she may or may not had she might even have been able to afford it.
 
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Spooky Bones said:
Agree. It's a nice meme but I don't believe it either. Bella knew how to use the darknet and fancied herself a bit of a black hat so she seems more likely she rented one but a better one than the byuu tranny alliance. Between remittance from glowdad and skymom and whatever shady sources of income she may or may not had she might even have been able to afford it.
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I agree 100% if anything it's holdover from a dedicated member of the Remember Byuu's Fake Suicide squad, but one thing I noticed here is you are referring to Bella in past tense.

Has there been something definitive removing her from the picture that I may have missed since mostly skimming the past week or so?
 
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I noticed here is you are referring to Bella in past tense.

Has there been something definitive removing her from the picture that I may have missed since mostly skimming the past week or so?
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Nah. Although she does appear to have been jumberlacked that's speculators. I'm using the past tense because the really heavy DDoSing is either gone or mitigated.

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Spooky Bones said:
Agree. It's a nice meme but I don't believe it either. Bella knew how to use the darknet and fancied herself a bit of a black hat so she seems more likely she rented one but a better one than the byuu tranny alliance. Between remittance from glowdad and skymom and whatever shady sources of income she may or may not had she might even have been able to afford it.
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Yeah, I agree that perhaps one of the DDOSes was Bella herself trying to keep everything under wraps.

Fascinating mushroom girl. I would love to watch an adaptation of this as an anime: the worlds very worst chess club.
 
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People overstate the need for glowie connections in order to pull this off. You just need money.
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If you're just throwing money at it they're just paying for enough bandwidth to brute force their way around any mitigation you can attempt. It's someone who spent a lengthy period of time surveying the network first, designed a bespoke attack specifically for the network, and is rapidly reacting to change to adapt to nool's mitigation. It's an autist with limited bandwith but apparently unlimited time and technical skills.

This isn't just some paid mercenary. It's a labor of love, well, hate. Same thing really.
 
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AnOminous said:
If you're just throwing money at it they're just paying for enough bandwidth to brute force their way around any mitigation you can attempt. It's someone who spent a lengthy period of time surveying the network first, designed a bespoke attack specifically for the network, and is rapidly reacting to change to adapt to nool's mitigation. It's an autist with limited bandwith but apparently unlimited time and technical skills.
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So it's a tranny.

And presumably has nothing to do with ILJ. Noted. Wasn't aware of quite all those points.
 
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Sinpie said:
I thought that the "Bella" person would end up being some sort of retard him-/herself, maybe on par with A-Log, the Sons of Kojima, or the people who troll Wings of Redemption.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
This really is the ultimate horror retard. It's so fucking kino too, the biggest incident in lolcow history being instigated by the biggest villain in lolcow history. I'm glad I'm here to witness it all unfold live.
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leave sean ranklin out of this
 
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That email to the Village at Overton Park (a TTU student apartment complex) was part of her harassment campaign against Avery, as IIRC around this date she talked about getting him kicked out, and May 7th is the day immediately after they took the "Cake Photo" (according to the logs), so it lines up.
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Interesting, just come across another part of the harassment campaign. The company replied asking for the order number which obviously completely stumped Bella.
edit: Thinking about it again why would she know the delivery driver's last name?

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Dogechu_Prime said:
This is some of the darkest shit I've read in a thread online in a while.

Like this is next level prime kino serial killer shit imho. I like giggling at internet retards, but this one right here is probably the fucking final boss of all Christory so far.

Literally all of the Metal Gear references to Chris's life led up to Glownigger Solid levels of real life shit.
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Cc
 
Given the current DDoS, may I suggest changing the links in the OP so they don't direct to kf dot net? You can just insert the links as wahtever comes after the .net (for example instead of kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-summary-thread.97658 you put only /threads/isabella-loretta-janke-summary-thread.97658 ) so that the people using any of the alternative domains (like the .ru domain which works despite the DDoS) can access them? I understand it's a lot of work, it's just a suggestion for ease of reading.
 
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