Isabella Thirstposting hall of shame - Shame on you horny degenerates

Unabashedhermaphrodite said:
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Her legs do look good even if I was retarded and mistook her for Louis.
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Step on me fungi angel...
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Unabashedhermaphrodite said:
Good thing it's not Bella kek

Betcha the subject loves you thinking she's Cis from a pre estrogen picture tho.
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Isn't that Fiona?
I don't even have to see Bella Janke from behind, to know she has a wide flat ass. She has paid the ultimate sacrifice for having big tits. Isabella Janke is shaped like a fridge, and I would not have sex with her.
 
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AnOminous said:
Only because he'd be worried she'd fuck the kid he was actually interested in before he could.
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People really think grooming is new don't they? :/ (Bitching that you needed to post this not to imply you do)

Randy Bobandy said:
Isn't that Fiona?
I don't even have to see Bella Janke from behind, to know she has a wide flat ass. She has paid the ultimate sacrifice for having big tits. Isabella Janke is shaped like a fridge, and I would not have sex with her.
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It is, I had a retard moment and thought it was Louis cause cmon that'd be funny.
 
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If you're a post-merge user and still thirstpost for this retarded cunt I am just permabanning you.
 
I'm just here for the nudes.

A lot of people ask me why I find Bella so hot, so I’m finally going to explain. I feel like you guys are unenlightened and foolish, and need to be graced by my knowledge and pure pogness. Let’s be clear here: This is not a joke, these are my genuine thoughts and feelings. She is very attractive to me. Let’s go over the first reason. Bella, due to her status as a lolcow, has an aura of sinister charm to her. She’s mysterious, something that I, and many others, find very sexy in a woman. Not only this, but her height contributes to this factor. She’s 5 feet 2 inches tall, which means she could easily sit on you. Her lifeless, beady eyes are just very attractive in general, and something that I find very appealing. Now, the second reason. Bella could easily cuck me, and assert her dominance. I would gladly be kept in her cage, either to kiss her or to be starved to death. This ties into her height of 5 feet 2 inches. The third reason I have, which is really just speculation, is that Bella is probably trans. Now, any smart troll would avoid being caught as much as they can, right? But there are so many leaks of her, which can only lead me to believe that Bella is not the brightest. This would lead to Bella being a complete gbimbo (goth bimbo). However, like I said, this is just a theory. Bella could be much less of a gbimbo. Finally, let’s talk about the logistics of Bella’s mommy milkers. The average bust size for an average height woman (5 feet) is a 32 C. Now, given that Bella is both latina and American, her bust when nipples are fully erect is probably AT LEAST a DD. Now, factoring in that Bella has poor hygiene, it’s probably a few inches larger than that. An article on NBC news reports that a woman’s bust size is more likely to be larger when infected with a fungle condition, so these aren’t entirely baseless claims. I could’ve included more, but I feel like your feeble minds are too foolish to comprehend why I truly find Bella hot. Ultimately, I feel as though I could never convey appropriately to someone who doesn’t already take an interest in lolcows why I find Bella as hot as I do. I hope this brings some sense to your weak mind.
 
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Sterbenchu said:
I'm just here for the nudes.

A lot of people ask me why I find Bella so hot, so I’m finally going to explain. I feel like you guys are unenlightened and foolish, and need to be graced by my knowledge and pure pogness. Let’s be clear here: This is not a joke, these are my genuine thoughts and feelings. She is very attractive to me. Let’s go over the first reason. Bella, due to her status as a lolcow, has an aura of sinister charm to her. She’s mysterious, something that I, and many others, find very sexy in a woman. Not only this, but her height contributes to this factor. She’s 5 feet 2 inches tall, which means she could easily sit on you. Her lifeless, beady eyes are just very attractive in general, and something that I find very appealing. Now, the second reason. Bella could easily cuck me, and assert her dominance. I would gladly be kept in her cage, either to kiss her or to be starved to death. This ties into her height of 5 feet 2 inches. The third reason I have, which is really just speculation, is that Bella is probably trans. Now, any smart troll would avoid being caught as much as they can, right? But there are so many leaks of her, which can only lead me to believe that Bella is not the brightest. This would lead to Bella being a complete gbimbo (goth bimbo). However, like I said, this is just a theory. Bella could be much less of a gbimbo. Finally, let’s talk about the logistics of Bella’s mommy milkers. The average bust size for an average height woman (5 feet) is a 32 C. Now, given that Bella is both latina and American, her bust when nipples are fully erect is probably AT LEAST a DD. Now, factoring in that Bella has poor hygiene, it’s probably a few inches larger than that. An article on NBC news reports that a woman’s bust size is more likely to be larger when infected with a fungle condition, so these aren’t entirely baseless claims. I could’ve included more, but I feel like your feeble minds are too foolish to comprehend why I truly find Bella hot. Ultimately, I feel as though I could never convey appropriately to someone who doesn’t already take an interest in lolcows why I find Bella as hot as I do. I hope this brings some sense to your weak mind.
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Not wanting to encourage sperging coomers like this, but I actually saw her nudes a couple of days ago.
 
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