ISIS has declared a Fatwa against you. What happens next?

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I'd start up a Gofundme. Groveling for money, explaining my situation to the masses. With the money, I'd flee to an ultra-authoritarian country like Singapore or North Korea where gun ownership has a punishment of the death sentence and get buddy-buddy with the government there.
 
Go KYS, faggot!
Fuck you stalker asshole. I hope the hordes of Muhammad terrorists kill you first nigger. You do nothing but bitch about my existence in the world. Do you not have anything better to do??? Suck a load of fat cocks you bitchass faggot. Your cocksucking over my posts is really fascinating, don't you think? I make a post, and here your bitchass is no more than thirty seconds later, truly fascinating! It's almost as if you were a bot Dead Internet Theory style, a bot whose sole purpose is to sew discontent among random, innocent schmucks like me just because I like ponies. And no, ponies are NOT FUCKING GAY. STOP CALLING ME GAY OVER MY FUCKING GODDAMN INTERESTS. FUCK YOU!!!!!!
 
Fuck you stalker asshole. I hope the hordes of Muhammad terrorists kill you first nigger. You do nothing but bitch about my existence in the world. Do you not have anything better to do??? Suck a load of fat cocks you bitchass faggot. Your cocksucking over my posts is really fascinating, don't you think? I make a post, and here your bitchass is no more than thirty seconds later, truly fascinating! It's almost as if you were a bot Dead Internet Theory style, a bot whose sole purpose is to sew discontent among random, innocent schmucks like me just because I like ponies. And no, ponies are NOT FUCKING GAY. STOP CALLING ME GAY OVER MY FUCKING GODDAMN INTERESTS. FUCK YOU!!!!!!
This is now a new copypasta
 
Fuck you stalker asshole. I hope the hordes of Muhammad terrorists kill you first nigger. You do nothing but bitch about my existence in the world. Do you not have anything better to do??? Suck a load of fat cocks you bitchass faggot. Your cocksucking over my posts is really fascinating, don't you think? I make a post, and here your bitchass is no more than thirty seconds later, truly fascinating! It's almost as if you were a bot Dead Internet Theory style, a bot whose sole purpose is to sew discontent among random, innocent schmucks like me just because I like ponies. And no, ponies are NOT FUCKING GAY. STOP CALLING ME GAY OVER MY FUCKING GODDAMN INTERESTS. FUCK YOU!!!!!!
>thread posted at 8:44pm (four hours ago)
>last seen 12 minutes ago, in this thread

lol so gay
 
>thread posted at 8:44pm (four hours ago)
>last seen 12 minutes ago, in this thread

lol so gay
Are you ganging up on me, too, asshole? Might I suggest you STOP? This is entirely unnecessary. Jesus, you all need to take a chill pill or something because you guys are LOSING IT ENTIRELY. Following me across the site for weaks, just to harass me! Do you lack father figures, is that it? Because if so, I might just let you all go with a slap on the wrist. No extra punishment :-)

Oh no, that's not what's going on here. You're all demented little freaks out to ruin other's lives for enjoyment. Fuck off troll.
 
I run towards him as he does me. Bombs crashing, erupting the earth surrounding us. We finally meet, embracing each other, knowing this moment may be our last. He looks deep into my eyes and says "if I could, I'd change all of those autistic stickers into winners." Then I would kiss Josh deeply and whisper in his ear "this is for Wisconsin" as I drive a dagger into his back.
 
Fuck you stalker asshole. I hope the hordes of Muhammad terrorists kill you first nigger. You do nothing but bitch about my existence in the world. Do you not have anything better to do??? Suck a load of fat cocks you bitchass faggot. Your cocksucking over my posts is really fascinating, don't you think? I make a post, and here your bitchass is no more than thirty seconds later, truly fascinating! It's almost as if you were a bot Dead Internet Theory style, a bot whose sole purpose is to sew discontent among random, innocent schmucks like me just because I like ponies. And no, ponies are NOT FUCKING GAY. STOP CALLING ME GAY OVER MY FUCKING GODDAMN INTERESTS. FUCK YOU!!!!!!
As previously mentioned, and in your delusional state, you must've forgotten which site you're on. You just proved to everyone watching that you can't handle this site, and should go back to furaffinity, or Reddit. Nobody is stalking you, we just all see your stupid ass posts, you fucking repeating sock account. The blood is in the water, and the sharks are starting to circle. You should scramble your password, or rope yourself.
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I would redeem myself by pulling off a martyrdom operation against Terry Jones (may Allah SWT curse him and his descendants)
 
Are you ganging up on me, too, asshole? Might I suggest you STOP? This is entirely unnecessary. Jesus, you all need to take a chill pill or something because you guys are LOSING IT ENTIRELY. Following me across the site for weaks, just to harass me! Do you lack father figures, is that it? Because if so, I might just let you all go with a slap on the wrist. No extra punishment :-)

Oh no, that's not what's going on here. You're all demented little freaks out to ruin other's lives for enjoyment. Fuck off troll.
I don’t know you; I’ve never followed you on this site and only just became aware of you. You DO seem like a loose cannon that takes things too seriously.

I’m on board with bothering you now. You suck at making friends.
 
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