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- Jun 8, 2021
Hello fellow farmers, comrades one may say!
Over the fast 3 months we have been feeling what it is like to fight for our very survival. After being ruthlessly hunted down by angry transgendered communists the Kiwi Farms has survived. But the scars left on our dear community are still visible. And with the feeling of persecutions fresh in our mind I bring the dear readers attention to a pressing problem considering our literal kiwibros on New Zealand.
Like the Kiwi bird we Kiwi Farmers live on the ground and eat the bugs of society. To quote the save the kiwis website.
We now need to contribute to helping our real kiwi bros survive and thrive again. The kiwi bird has a natural enemy in the dog, they are hunted and eaten by them. But there is one good boy that does not think kiwi bird is food. He knows kiwi bird is fren and that is our very own @Null.
Here depicted in the Wikihow while receiving the true and honest Kiwi avoidance training for dogs required for the New Zealand puppers to no longer pose a danger to this wonderful bird. But even with the now house trained Josh the kiwi birds are critically endagered with only about 68,000 kiwi left. We're losing 2% of our unmanaged kiwi every year. This cannot stand, as we risk losing the very bird that allows us to maintain our very cute aesthetic.
If we don`t do anything we risk the Kiwi being extinct within the next 15 years. There is another problem however, because of angry tranny communists we are not allowed to do anything good for the world. Because this would go against the narrative that we are ontologically evil. But we cannot let our truest kiwi bros stand alone in this fight. However any organizing and pooling of money will just get rejected as soon as the angry castrates of the Internet learn that we are trying to help them.
So no gofundme for us, we are not allowed to do nice things. But what we can do is individually donate money to the charity. It will give the farms no bragging rights as we cant say "We donated X amount to save kiwis" Like the troons do when their sexual deviancy is exposed to the world. But unlike them we do not do charity to look good, we do it because we are good people.
So here are your options:
You can donate a specific amount to train a dog or save a kiwi. Or you can donate a custom amount as low as 1$. Every bit helps our New Zealand kiwi bros!
But what if you want something to show for your work?
How about showing everyone at your gym that Kiwis are based and worth saving!
Or buy a super cute book to read to children next time you are in a library for trans reading hour.
Not your style? FINE! How about a bad ass picture to hang.
And finally for the vindictive among us. And the by far funniest one .
You can gift a donation to someone else meaning that we could literally make Keffals save the Kiwis with your money!
Anyone who shows proof of donating anything in the thread without powerleveling will get a semper fidelis from me.
Over the fast 3 months we have been feeling what it is like to fight for our very survival. After being ruthlessly hunted down by angry transgendered communists the Kiwi Farms has survived. But the scars left on our dear community are still visible. And with the feeling of persecutions fresh in our mind I bring the dear readers attention to a pressing problem considering our literal kiwibros on New Zealand.
Like the Kiwi bird we Kiwi Farmers live on the ground and eat the bugs of society. To quote the save the kiwis website.
We now need to contribute to helping our real kiwi bros survive and thrive again. The kiwi bird has a natural enemy in the dog, they are hunted and eaten by them. But there is one good boy that does not think kiwi bird is food. He knows kiwi bird is fren and that is our very own @Null.
Here depicted in the Wikihow while receiving the true and honest Kiwi avoidance training for dogs required for the New Zealand puppers to no longer pose a danger to this wonderful bird. But even with the now house trained Josh the kiwi birds are critically endagered with only about 68,000 kiwi left. We're losing 2% of our unmanaged kiwi every year. This cannot stand, as we risk losing the very bird that allows us to maintain our very cute aesthetic.
If we don`t do anything we risk the Kiwi being extinct within the next 15 years. There is another problem however, because of angry tranny communists we are not allowed to do anything good for the world. Because this would go against the narrative that we are ontologically evil. But we cannot let our truest kiwi bros stand alone in this fight. However any organizing and pooling of money will just get rejected as soon as the angry castrates of the Internet learn that we are trying to help them.
So no gofundme for us, we are not allowed to do nice things. But what we can do is individually donate money to the charity. It will give the farms no bragging rights as we cant say "We donated X amount to save kiwis" Like the troons do when their sexual deviancy is exposed to the world. But unlike them we do not do charity to look good, we do it because we are good people.
So here are your options:
You can donate a specific amount to train a dog or save a kiwi. Or you can donate a custom amount as low as 1$. Every bit helps our New Zealand kiwi bros!
But what if you want something to show for your work?
How about showing everyone at your gym that Kiwis are based and worth saving!
Or buy a super cute book to read to children next time you are in a library for trans reading hour.
Not your style? FINE! How about a bad ass picture to hang.
And finally for the vindictive among us. And the by far funniest one .
You can gift a donation to someone else meaning that we could literally make Keffals save the Kiwis with your money!
Anyone who shows proof of donating anything in the thread without powerleveling will get a semper fidelis from me.
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