Disaster It only took five words from Minecraft Creator “Notch” to Trigger The Internet

Early this month 4chan users once again managed to make headlines worldwide when they launched their now infamous “It’s Okay To Be White” campaign. Weeks later it seems the movement and its message are only continuing to pick up steam. Case in point, this message tweeted out just an hour ago by the billionaire creator of Minecraft.

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Coming from a normally non political account with just under 4 million followers, it wasn’t long before the triggered masses descended on the page to declare the game maker a vile racist monster, among other more creative insults. To his credit though Markus Persson who prefers to go by his online handle of Notch in most cases, seemed to roll with the attacks quite well. Even personally retweeting a few himself, such as this one here below.

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Perhaps most interesting of all though was Notch’s seeming confirmation that his post was indeed inspired directly by the 4chan campaign. As when a user responded with /pol/ has your back. A reference to the politically incorrect subsection of 4chan that the campaign was birthed on. Notch responded with the following.

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His response revealing his knowledge of not only 4chan’s /pol/ board but also of its far lesser known and even more controversial cousin over on 8chan. His wording in fact would imply that Notch himself is a more frequent visitor of 8chan, which is often refereed to internally as InfinityChan due to its logo matching that of an infinity symbol. HalfChan in turn being a slightly derogatory way of referring to 4chan that 8Chan members like to use.

It remains to be seen if Minecraft’s current owner Microsoft will feel compelled to comment on the post. As Notch opted to leave the company he founded following its acquisition by Microsoft back in 2014. As more and more outrage continues to come in response to the message however, it’s quite possible the company will eventually be compelled to further distance itself from the games original designer. Of course that would involve Microsoft at least indirectly implying there is in fact something wrong with the statement in question, which very well might have been the real plan all along.

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How can these people read so much into a single sentence??
  • People follow incentives.
  • SJWs are (allegedly) people.
  • SJWs love nothing more than being victims because through victimhood they gain social power and asspats.
  • SJWs believe victimhood is directly correlated with moral goodness. Besides ethnic background they think it's the only thing that determines moral goodness.
  • Being "woke" is the next best thing to being a victim.
So any chance to virtue signal is a good one, especially if you're being tricked. Because then you're proving your wokeness and you're a victim of a mean joke by hate-filled literal Nazi white supremacists.
 
What I love about Notch is why he infuriates so many of the usual suspects.

Notch is living the dream every single last one of those whiny wastes of fleshes has wet dreams about, and they HATE him for it, even more so because he was at one point the slightest bit sympathetic to them, and they thought they could convert him into a spokesman for their cause.

Worse, some of them tried to make him a sugar daddy, literally asking him to hand them money for free, all because of their usual expecting a handout shit.

Notch became their enemy because of this. He realized all these assholes were lazy shits who expected him to be their bitch, and because he actually worked for his money and because he was no one's bitch, he became their biggest shitposting enemy, and every time he does something like post something he certainly knew would make them foam at the mouth, they go into fits of pants-shitting rage on cue and all he does is sit back and watch the chaos, knowing they can't do shit to retaliate.

And in this case, all he did was parrot something the chans came up with and he still got this reaction, and I'll bet all of Notch's fuck you money he knew doing so would make his clusterfuck of enemies autistically screech and he still did it because he enjoys tweaking their noses.
 
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Best part of Dobby's tweet was a response he got.
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The fact that it managed to rile people can be a testament to its effectiveness considering that Notch used it and making a bunch of people on Twitter salty.

People just keep falling for it. The article from The Root is so far up it's own ass.
https://www.theroot.com/its-ok-to-be-white-explained-1820926113

Someone actually wasted time writing this long ass thing and doesn't even know they've been trolled.:lol:
 
The real reason Notch is hated is because he made his fortune by producing a quality product people cherish and enjoy. Not stealing, shitting on, or other Jewish shit. No asskissing, no smooching.

Video Game companies themselves hate him for other reasons, like shitting all over the "muh graphics" crowd, and for making what is the best open world base game that has ever been made. Minecraft allows ultimate freedom and encourages by its nature both creativity and industriousness. Almost everything that, for example, EA has done in the last ten years, Minecraft is the opposite of that.

Notch is a testament that a good, enjoyable game is the key to success, not a billion dollars in advertisement, hyper shilling in controlled boards, etc etc.
 
The real reason Notch is hated is because he made his fortune by producing a quality product people cherish and enjoy. Not stealing, shitting on, or other Jewish shit. No asskissing, no smooching.

Video Game companies themselves hate him for other reasons, like shitting all over the "muh graphics" crowd, and for making what is the best open world base game that has ever been made. Minecraft allows ultimate freedom and encourages by its nature both creativity and industriousness. Almost everything that, for example, EA has done in the last ten years, Minecraft is the opposite of that.

Notch is a testament that a good, enjoyable game is the key to success, not a billion dollars in advertisement, hyper shilling in controlled boards, etc etc.
He couldnt memory optimize for shit though
 
:shrug: Its Java. Redoing the game in other codes has shown impressive results.
Yeah, Java and memory management go together like DSP and work. I remember at one point someone rebuilt the whole game from scratch in C++ (or possibly one of its derivatives?) but canned it out of fear that they'd get pounded into the dirt with a lawsuit. Damn shame, it ran way better than the real deal.
 
I'm still waiting for someone to claim that the five words are just as bad as the 14, or a direct lead into them.
 
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I'm still waiting for someone to claim that the five words are just as bad as the 14, or a direct lead into them.
Me too.
I'm dying for SJWs and SJW-supporting news media and companies to accidentally admit that it is not OK to be white.
 
Pretty savvy /pol/ meme.

If SJWs engage and claim it ISN'T okay to be white, they will alienate anyone moderate.

If SJWs engage and try to turn it into a nuanced argument, it'll turn into a big dumb TL;DR fest that literally no one will read, shitposter loses nothing and the SJW wastes a bunch of their time.

If the SJWs don't engage, then the shitposter gets a free reign to try and "redpill (or w/e)" their audience.

There is literally no way to win for SJWs. Even not engaging means they take a big fat L. Well played, /pol/.
 
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