Culture Italian town with 7 citizens will receive 80 immigrants - Little Africa is about to be created

A town not that far from me boasts a population of 18 people, and thinking about the town's layout there would be nowhere for 80+ people to suddently drop in and make a living unless they all build houses and start farming. There's no way that a town barely supported off of one business can stay afloat if that where to happen, so I don't imagine that an even smaller town would be able either.
 
The thing is, Italian agriculture is suffering and has been for decades now.
This could be fixed if we invested in supporting the farmers but by god the president of the cabinets goddaughter needs a new pony and nobody will notice if just a tiny bit of the top goes missing.

So, seeing that it is now impossible to throw money at the problem to make it go away the council thinks long and hard about the last time anything in this fucking country worked properly (during the roman empire) and decides that, hey, having slaves work our farms was pretty neat and nowadays the barbarians even come all on their own so it does not matter that our military is underfunded (so many goddaughters).

Anyway, 90% of the imigrants promptly goes of the grid and makes a beeline for britain, germany and sweden but we still have a near limitles suply of them.

So, the crafty councilors, having played age of empires decides that no preparations are needed and just place them adjacent to the rural areas hoping that an interest in farming will develop organicaly.

Now, we could just place one or maybe two of them into the community so that they will be forced to adapt bur did i mention that there are godsons too and we really do not have either time nor resources to spend because i spent those on getting him an appartement in rome so lets just shove the next three boatloads of them into whatever area has declined in harvests the most the last decade and both of our bigest problems should just go away.

By the way did i mention that i blew most of our spring budget getting diamond neclaces for my mistresses?
 
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The thing is, Italian agriculture is suffering and has been for decades now.
This could be fixed if we invested in supporting the farmers but by god the president of the cabinets goddaughter needs a new pony and nobody will notice if just a tiny bit of the top goes missing.

So, seeing that it is now impossible to throw money at the problem to make it go away the council thinks long and hard about the last time anything in this fucking country worked properly (during the roman empire) and decides that, hey, having slaves work our farms was pretty neat and nowadays the barbarians even come all on their own so it does not matter that our military is underfunded (so many goddaughters).

Anyway, 90% of the imigrants promptly goes of the grid and makes a beeline for britain, germany and sweden but we still have a near limitles suply of them.

So, the crafty councilors, having played age of empires decides that no preparations are needed and just place them adjacent to the rural areas hoping that an interest in farming will develop organicaly.

Now, we could just place one or maybe two of them into the community so that they will be forced to adapt bur did i mention that there are godsons too and we really do not have either time nor resources to spend because i spent those on getting him an appartement in rome so lets just shove the next three boatloads of them into whatever area has declined in harvests the most the last decade and both of our bigest problems should just go away.

By the way did i mention that i blew most of our spring budget getting diamond neclaces for my mistresses?
For the Europeans, do these migrants/refugees actually have jobs?
 
I thought the official line was that the migrants/refugees are all skilled and/or hard workers. How are they supposed to get jobs in a place where there is nothing? I grew up near a lot of tiny towns. They're not exactly known for their economic opportunities. Do they ever expect these people to work? How could they, even if they wanted to?
>thinking the rapefugee crisis is supposed to do anything but help create an easily controllable population
This is as good an explanation for the sudden push for migration as I've seen, but assuming that's the plan of the powers-that-be, why import from countries where political upheaval is basically a lifestyle? The original bread and circuses plan to keep everyone distracted with tv and fast food was working well enough I thought.
 
A town not that far from me boasts a population of 18 people, and thinking about the town's layout there would be nowhere for 80+ people to suddently drop in and make a living unless they all build houses and start farming. There's no way that a town barely supported off of one business can stay afloat if that where to happen, so I don't imagine that an even smaller town would be able either.

If Africans knew how to farm, they wouldn't be starving and fleeing their wonderful countries to begin with.
 
It's like the premise of a sitcom, only instead of being charming and hilarious it'll more than likely just be absolutely horrifying.

I'd call the show "Here Comes the Neighborhood!" and the poster would be the main character, the mayor, in the middle, shrugging, flanked by all his wacky new migrant neighbors.
"Hey Ode, hows your daughter Asha going?"
"Me kill her cause she witch, ooga booga"
"OH YOU!"
 
The far north regions in Italy are often old school fascist(except Torino zone, sorta), especially in little towns. Many people there own weapons cause robbers are already a daily issue. If they don't find something to make immigrants spend the time peacefully with (believe it or not but makin hem play soccer or basket works easily), they might get shot by a granma. God bless.
 
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