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Her back boobs are bigger than her front boobs
 
plamhanet said:
someone please count the amount of times she says “eye openeen”
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She said it 4 times.

Its pretty obvious dustin didnt want to be filmed for this via her body language and how she tried to flip off the camera and was always looking for the fridge. Why does she hang out with al? Rickys m.o i can kind of understand as well as thumbs to some extent but why does shrek and sped continue to associate with her..
 
"You guys probably think I shop a lot...."

Nooooo. Why would we ever think that? I don't even live in the US but we're all thoroughly versed in the stock intricacies of CrapMart thanks to AL, who's not only shown us everything but mauled it around with beetus fists and informed us its super-cute. Six hundred and twelve times.

Some beautiful rear shots of the beastie in the wild though, spesh from around 10.20. Watching it graze in its natural habitat brings a tear to the eye, tho I'm amazed that sequence wasn't edited out and Becky threatened with being sat on if she ever filmed that again.

Is my tolerance dropping or is she getting screechier? At this rate, in two months' time only dogs will be able to hear her.
 
lol the SECOND Destiny appears, Big AL lights the fuck up. she obviously still holds a candle for her. and while Al is always extra, when Destiny's around it's like extra extra
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She tries to act over the top and more outgoing around Destiny. She feels the constant need to over compensate for her weight by acting like a cute dainty valley girl. She wants to prove to destiny that she’s better than Dana (lol) and convince her audience that destiny still loves her. That’s my theory lol yeah and around 10:50 she completely pushes her “chest” against Destiny’s arm
 
"two and three fourths serving of fruit" Oh my god. just say TWO AND THREE QUARTERS. drives me bonkers. she needs to start calorie counting..... those juices can have upwards of 300 calories

also it's not CHAI TEA LATTE COFFEE. it's just chai tea you imbecile. every time she opens her big foodhole, she sounds so stupid
 
Becky is a better vlogger than Amber, she actually walks around and talks about shit even if it's boring. Amber can't do that because she can barely waddle at 1.8 miles per hour, and even at that she's winded and has to take frequent breaks.

Lol @ the idea of Morning Star processed garbage food being a "meatless meal". Who gives a damn if a food is meat-free if it's full of chemicals and sodium while being devoid of nutritional value? There is an endless supply of vegetarian burger recipes online that are quick and easy to make, but that's just too difficult for our princess to even think about.

She is obviously still hung up on Destiny. I don't get why D&D hang out with her at all, it just seems so awkward with her constantly trying to be cute and flirty.
 
Hamber gets more exercise walking around the store on a daily basis than a treadmill
 
There's about 40 grams of sugar in that Bolthouse Farms bottle of fruit juice. Thanks to the coconut milk it also manages to contain about 5 grams of saturated fat. She'd probably be better off just drinking soda, at least then she wouldn't think she's "depriving" herself and "eating healthy".

And yea you can tell she got all dolled up to see Dustin.

Becky likes Fleetwood Mac that's a point in her favor but also likes Garth Brooks. At least she's interesting that way. AL probably couldn't even name 5 bands she likes.
 
She did it, she finally gave Becks the herps.:feels:

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“Becky tell me I look good in thissss”
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She’s thicccc
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Did it strike anyone else as odd that she said she didn't get enough sleep? She doesn't work nor does she have any responsibilities she has to wake up for. What caused her to only get 3 hours of sleep?

Edit: maybe I was having a stroke? Typos
 
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theriddler3 said:
Did it strike anyone see as odd that she said she didn't get enough sleep? She doesn't work nor does she have chores she does she have any responsibilities she had to wake up for. What caused her to only get 3 hours of sleep?
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Sleep Apnea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Lol at her saying "I'm 470 pounds or whatever" when her vid a month ago clearly said 497 pounds.
If only we could all be like AL and lose 20+ pounds in a month even with constant binges.
Even if she forgot how much she weighs, which I doubt since she's constantly on the "I'm not 500 pounds" train, how can she be over 20 pounds off when she's as big as she is?
 
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Lol at her saying "I'm 470 pounds or whatever" when her vid a month ago clearly said 497 pounds.
If only we could all be like AL and lose 20+ pounds in a month even with constant binges.
Even if she forgot how much she weighs, which I doubt since she's constantly on the "I'm not 500 pounds" train, how can she be over 20 pounds off when she's as big as she is?
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I would honestly chuck it up to what I call "fat math". They round weird when it's weight related.

"I'm not 500lbs, I'm 497!" - normal people see this and say "oh ok, yeah 3lbs off...fatty" but fat people see "At least I'm not 500! That's all that matters"
"I'm 470 or whatever" - This is because she knows that the last time she told us her weight (and showed it) was when she had lost something like 12lbs. Fat math rounds everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) in the favor of the fatty. So 497-12 = 485 for normal people...but fat math sees 497 and puts it at 490 (for self confidence I guess?), and then sees 490-12 to be 478 which is then lowered more to "470 or whatever".

I know this sounds crazy but I've honestly seen overweight people think like this. They keep the Hundreds and Tens place and completely drop the Ones place when it suits them or makes them feel better. It's 'better' to say you're 470 then to admit you're 485.
 
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