It's been more than a week

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

The optimist in me hopes that the poll results made something click in his head, but most likely he just again.

Or he can't type while cuddling with his mother.

Yeah, you see glimmers of realization in some of his FB posts like "if i'm so handsome how come everyone ignores me?" and "right. i'm ugly as hell".

He was using what he thought was sarcasm in his "I'm ugly as Hell" comment. Anything the trolls say is a lie so if they say Chris is ugly then that means that Chris is beautiful and awesome and totally not fat, in CWC Logic.

Maybe Chris is actually tired of posting Facebook posts.

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

He had a bunch of people inform him he was ugly then possibly found out that Megan got even hotter. So much fuel for his victim complex.

The most impact the poll will have on his life is he'll just add "and I'm apparently ugly |)" to his facebook pity updates. I doubt Chris really believes there's something wrong with his looks even after the poll. He might consider it for a nanosecond but then shift his thoughts to how mean other people on the internet are for saying he's unattractive.

Or maybe he got a new DS or Vita game and totally forgot about it.

Megan got hot? Whats that about?

-snip-

Maybe it's just me, but her body language looks rather uncomfortable in that picture. Or maybe I'm just thinking that because she's not really smiling or anything, which seems a bit out of place in a picture with her boyfriend(?). That said, she does look nice in that picture, even if the dress leaves something to be desired (but maybe that's the trend now or something, dressing ironically like a grandma, I have no idea)

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Maybe it's just me, but her body language looks rather uncomfortable in that picture. Or maybe I'm just thinking that because she's not really smiling or anything, which seems a bit out of place in a picture with her boyfriend(?). That said, she does look nice in that picture, even if the dress leaves something to be desired (but maybe that's the trend now or something, dressing ironically like a grandma, I have no idea)

Really? Everything we know about Megan suggests she's one level above sperg herself. Megan's brother has something clearly...off about him, so it might run in the family. Don't forget, Chris met Megan at the Game Place while they were both playing card games, drawing Sonic recolours and designing their own My Little Ponies well into their 20s. Megan isn't exactly normal herself, but she's still leagues above Chris. She has shown she's more than capable of finding somebody, assuming that is indeed her boyfriend in the picture.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You know guys, some people just don't take good pictures. Her life might be going fine aside from that.

As for Chris not making an update in the past Greater Than Seven (7) Days, well... inspiration does not have a schedule.

He was using what he thought was sarcasm in his "I'm ugly as Hell" comment. Anything the trolls say is a lie so if they say Chris is ugly then that means that Chris is beautiful and awesome and totally not fat, in CWC Logic.

This is true to a point, but I think there is a limit and it's been at that point for a while. Chris has been slowly piecing together the facts that all point to the fact that there is a very good reason women don't approach him, and it has nothing to do with trolls.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

well i don't see any clear fear in her eyes in that picture, so it's a step up. i'm just gonna assume she's doing better for herself nowdays and turn the page.

as for chris not updating as much, i guess the stress of finding out he's ugly coupled with being all demanding is making him longer than usual, and i don't think that would be an incorrect guess.

 

[Lefty]

Megan looks nice/bangable. Shes always gonna look a little awkward because thats just her. Glad to see shes doing well.

As for Chris just give him some time. Maybe he read how we called him out for being a dick to Anna's mom and took a break from FB or something. Most likely though is keeping him busy.

 

[Thetan]

Megan looks nice/bangable. Shes always gonna look a little awkward because thats just her. Glad to see shes doing well.

As for Chris just give him some time. Maybe he read how we called him out for being a dick to Anna's mom and took a break from FB or something. Most likely though is keeping him busy.

Those holey buttocks aren't going to bandage themselves ya know!!!

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I just can't believe that Megan ended up with Surfshack Tito. I guess he was through with the Wallflower. And good on Tito for losing the weight. Chris could learn a lot from him.

 

[The Dude]

Someone said it in the other thread; she looks a lot like Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years.

 

[exball]

I just can't believe that Megan ended up with Surfshack Tito. I guess he was through with the Wallflower. And good on Tito for losing the weight. Chris could learn a lot from him.

I hear Raping yourself with your own Damn Darth Maul Dual Lightsaber does wonders for your figure.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Assuming thats her boyfriend pre trolling chris could have had a chance if he wasnt a complete tard

 

[Satoru182]

-megan snip-

Where did you find this photo? Megan got a Facebook? or Megan´s friend/boyfriend.

She still looks good, but her body language is so awkward, she seems uncomfortable, not with the guy, like in that photo with Chris, but with the photo itself. Maybe she still fears Chris and the undesirable attention he brought on her.

What was Megans problem anyway?, I just thought she was silly girl that befriended Chris out of pity not that she was a slow in da minds.

Assuming thats her boyfriend pre trolling chris could have had a chance if he wasnt a complete tard

You're joking right? Even pre trolling Chris was a greasy chubby tard with da fish stare. That guy is clean and good looking and seems to be neurotipical.

 

[soIregistered]

Someone said it in the other thread; she looks a lot like Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years.

I've told my own girlfriend that she looks like Winnie Cooper. See, I knew there was a reason I find Megan to be the hottest of all Chris Galpals.

 

[NIA-DOA]

Someone said it in the other thread; she looks a lot like Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years.

I've told my own girlfriend that she looks like Winnie Cooper. See, I knew there was a reason I find Megan to be the hottest of all Chris Galpals.

Shit! Now that you two mention it, she really does. Gotta admit, she really is a very pretty girl. I just wish she would be more comfortable in front of camera.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

You know guys, some people just don't take good pictures. Her life might be going fine aside from that.

As for Chris not making an update in the past Greater Than Seven (7) Days, well... inspiration does not have a schedule.

He was using what he thought was sarcasm in his "I'm ugly as Hell" comment. Anything the trolls say is a lie so if they say Chris is ugly then that means that Chris is beautiful and awesome and totally not fat, in CWC Logic.

This is true to a point, but I think there is a limit and it's been at that point for a while. Chris has been slowly piecing together the facts that all point to the fact that there is a very good reason women don't approach him, and it has nothing to do with trolls.

If you believe that Chris is having even an inkling that perhaps he's the fault why his life sucks, let along a full blown epiphany, then you have a lot more faith in the manbaby than most would. So far, it's been the same "woe is me" routine, with the occasional mention of Megan and Snyder.

 

[LordCustos3]

Maybe it's just me, but her body language looks rather uncomfortable in that picture.

Is there a single picture of her where she's NOT looking like her hamster just died?
Every photo I've seen of her has that same bummed-out expression; and I thought she was bummed because she had realized her only friend in life was Poopy McSpaz.

 

[KatsuKitty]

This isn't supposed to be a Megan thread.

Start a new thread to discuss Megan and keep this one on topic.

 

[LordCustos3]

Okay, back on topic.

Chris's Modes of expression dat da Twolls have killed

• 
  (X) Making Comix
  (X) Making Youtube Videos
  (X) Making Music
  (_) Eating Junk Food
  (X) Socializing on dating sites
  (X) Socializing in Public
  (X) Posting to Facebook
  (?) Tomgirling it up.
  (_) Posting to Twitter
  (_) Playin' Vidya

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

(?) Mass Debating

Chris doesn't have any privacy, but he's never been shy about his fapping with his meemaw. Maybe he took Kimmi into their shared room.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris probably has a shitty sex drive so I doubt he'd... fuck it, I just don't want to imagine Chris trying to stealth-fap while Barb is sleeping. I'm going to assume his diet and depression has killed his sex drive.

We haven't killed facebook for him. He's ignoring the fact there is a leak and he seems to sometimes anticipate our response to his updates. He hates our existence and what we have to say but a small part of him enjoys that clear indication that SOMEONE is listening to him. I think that's probably normal when you're so isolated.