It's cold! - Isn't it cold?

[Preferred Penne]

It's cold! It's really cold! Can you believe how cold it is? Isn't it cold? It's cold! It's really cold! Yesterday it was really cold! I heard tomorrow it's going to be cold! It's cold! Did you know it's cold? I had to dress warm because it's cold! The cold makes me cold and now I am cold! Cold is cold when cold cold the cold! Cold cold cold!

NO FUCKING SHIT IT'S FUCKING COLD, YOU COCK-SHITTING SON OF A FAGGOT. WINTER IS COLD. WINTER HAPPENS EVERY YEAR. YOU DON'T NEED TO REMIND PEOPLE EVERY FIVE SECONDS THAT IT'S COLD.

 

[Ilackcreativity]

Its only a little chilly

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Don't you just hate it when breathing gives your facial hair frosted tips cause it's so cold?

 

[Blasterisk]

I wish I was on the other side of the planet, where the season is different!

 

[Figger Naggot]

It's not even hot outside!

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

If you don't wear a t-shirt, basketball shorts, and sandals in the midwest this time of year you're a goddamn faggot.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

OP, you've clearly never worked in an office job with middle-aged woman and/or smokers.

Because they spew this shit even when it's summer, so the rest of us have to suffer because of them.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

I can relate. Whenever I overhear small talk this time of year, it's invariably about how cold it is. It's New Hampshire in January, you genetic fuckups.

 

[Gun Safety]

Burr, bundle up, guys, it's a chilly one today.