It's Getting Harder To Tell Your Average Poster Apart From Lolcows

You do know the stickers don't matter right? Are you crying because I negated your post.
I want you to confess your sins, you naughty boy.

What the fuck are thick girl memes. You mean porn?
In the UK, thick means stupid. It makes this much funnier.

A pajeet broke his dick, bro.
Broke my heart.

Literally everything is broken. I don't think there is a single part of my body which hasn't endured some horrorshow.
 
I want you to confess your sins, you naughty boy.


In the UK, thick means stupid. It makes this much funnier.


Broke my heart.

Literally everything is broken. I don't think there is a single part of my body which hasn't endured some horrorshow.
Look I'm not going to play into your weird homosexual fantasies. Best I can do is just continue to rate all your posts as dumb.
You clearly didn't tho, lol.
I thought it smelled like pork in here.
 
Look I'm not going to play into your weird homosexual fantasies.
Well don't ask me for sexual favours, then.

Just admit you reported it out of pure autistic seethe.

I'd rather deal with the natural consequences of whatever happens to me than with the NHS, and I'm serious.
You know what's ridiculously funny, but horrifying?

One of my medical records, from when I was shitting large amounts of blood, just said "Patient Denies Anal Sex"

There's a subtext, there, isn't there. Triple digit diastolic, too. The secondary effects of faggotry can get you killed.

It makes it very easy for me to laugh at the retards who think that "being too autistic to get laid" is a real problem to have.
 
By now he would've sent @Doctor Love another batch of nudes I am sure

Doctor Love types old british straight white man. The only thing about him that Vinnie would find attractive is that he hates brownoids.

If you wanna get Vingle's attention, you need to give a different user vibe. Or otherwise post a pic showing your zoomer muscles, cheekbones and broccoli haircut.
 
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Doctor Love types old british straight white man. The only thing about him that Vinnie would find attractive is that he hates brownoids.
I'm actually a zoomer, I've just been aged by experience.

Vinnie likes self-imposed, emotionally stunted kinds of problems. Not cancer, heart failure, cluster headaches or whatever else I get to have.

Fortunately, after many years, I've managed to get treatment sorted.

He is a self-described homosexual warlord.
No, I said I would hire the gays as regional proxies.

I could fuck your mouth, myself, and just pretend it's someone else, but I don't think I'd have the energy.
 
Well don't ask me for sexual favours, then.

Just admit you reported it out of pure autistic seethe.


You know what's ridiculously funny, but horrifying?

One of my medical records, from when I was shitting large amounts of blood, just said "Patient Denies Anal Sex"

There's a subtext, there, isn't there. Triple digit diastolic, too. The secondary effects of faggotry can get you killed.

It makes it very easy for me to laugh at the retards who think that "being too autistic to get laid" is a real problem to have.
Nice try faggot you're only hurt because of stickers.
 
Source? Lol
Oh, I can explain this because it's even funnier if I say it directly.

I noticed a certain internet celebrity has the exact wording for a specific symptom. It's where, during sex, your penis loses the sexual sensation entirely. Only the sexual sensation. You ever wonder what the inside of a vagina feels like, without the sexual sensation?

I don't have to wonder.

That sounds quite rapey.
Thank God the women here are now safe.
Oh the women were always safe.

I've heard that manmouth is better. Is that true?
 
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Stop getting mad that people on a computer screen are not participating in your self-image the way you want them to. Stop taking yourself so seriously and get some fucking perspective. Stop using this website as your sole source of validation and social interaction. And if you're going to nolife on here, at least have the decency not to get butthurt when people make fun of you, tell you to fuck off, or ice you out for something that you overshared of your own free will on here, or because of the way you come across to other people.

Most importantly, stop feeling personally insulted that people think differently from you, disagree with you, like and dislike different things from you, and/or don't want or need anything from you or to do with you.

Yes, you, the retard looking at these words right now, you're supposed to be enjoying yourself here. This is supposed to be for entertainment.

The thing that should separate you from an AI chatbot is the concept of SELF AWARENESS. And part of SELF AWARENESS, of bare minimum sentience, is the understanding that you are not alone and that other minds exist, have agency, are different from you, and can sometimes tell when you're being a disingenuous little shit.

 
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