It's Getting Harder To Tell Your Average Poster Apart From Lolcows

[Drip Torch]

"Just be yourself" is one of the most inadvertently damaging pieces of advice that has come during the decline of civilization.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I see they're eating eachother alive in here, too. I think what's going on is that retards are just wanting to throw down more lately. At least make your slap fights entertaining.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

He's talking about KF. Your eyes work about as well as your legs.

So at no point have we ever had an influx of normalfags?

 

[Montalbane]

I had mexican for lunch
So trauma dumps are a must for me

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Oh, blimey.

Another thread for the same four people to incoherently get at each other's throats.

I can't wait for Null descending upon this thread with purifying fire and righteous wrath.

 

[Major]

as long as there is regular bullying it shouldn't become too big a problem

 

[Kiwisee]

The reason why people trauma dump in the first place is because they’re seeking validation. They want other people to see them as an eternal victim who was dealt a bad hand in life, when in reality half of their issues could potentially be resolved if they actively sought solutions for said issues.

It’s one thing to vent to a friend once in a blue moon, ergo you don’t do it more than once in a three month period.

It’s another thing when you treat websites like your personal diary. Livejournal, MySpace, Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter have made people way too comfortable with trauma dumping and over sharing their lives. Sure, people like that were a problem on the old Internet as well but there was more gatekeeping on forums against people like that.

It also doesn’t help that there’s a lot of Anthony Logotto-lites who orbit around Lolcows, and feel the need to constantly compare themselves/situations to any given Lolcow. Just look at the comment section on any Cecil McFly or Turkey Tom video to see how many people either go “I’m totally not like this autistic” or “when I was x, my y did z instead of what this lolcow did”.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

"I used to love this subreddit and was so proud of this community, but now... Now, I just don't know..." And Other Wistful HIV Musings: The Thread.

 

[Ken Barlow]

In the golden years newfaggots like you would have been halal'd within the week of registration and sent running back to the safety of your reddit and tumblr pages.

To type up giant walls of text about how the big bad K-Farmers are evil and you totally aren't bad like them, that your curiosity got the best of you. That you've let the rebellious urge to be naughty and edgy run through your veins, but at heart you are truly a good Christian boys.

Newfaggots like you and this kind of newfaggotry like thinking is what is ruining this website. You and your kin are the nail in the coffin of what was once the great Kiwi Farms. You should be ashamed to call yourself a K-Farmer. In fact, I bet you don't even call yourself one, do you? You're ashamed aren't you? What would mommy and daddy say if they found out?

What about your friends, your popularity? No, a newfaggot like you would never feel pride in their interactions with this community, would never proudly wear their K-Farmer shirts in public. I have 4 official and 1 counterfeit, but that's besides the point because a newfaggot like you would never own a single one let alone wear it outside of the safety of their bedroom!

Fuck off newfaggot, fuck off all of you newfaggots. You sicken me.


Go do a kickflip into traffic.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I wasn't here at the time, but I heard he showed his asshole to the Farms because he wanted autistic zoomer twinks to fuck him. After being called out for this nuclear retardation, he completely quit both The Farms and apparently the rest of the internet at large.

I thought @Vingle got banned, apparently not as he's still listed when i just tagged him. Good on him for quitting by himself, i don't think it's possible to recover from having pics of your spread-open asshole on here.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

my grieviance which should also be yours is that most of the users are just as gay but not any funnier than actual lolcows

 

[The Feline Solution]

Don't apologize he's a faggot.

Motherfucker if you apologize one more time. I'll tell you not to apologize. Also I hope that's a copy pasta.

Look, dude, i sorta sympathized with you in another thread but you are very clearly on the spectrum.

You can post in BP regardless of gender, you can't just be a seething retard at the prospect of the other gender existing online (very hard to do, I'm sure)
If you want a forum dedicated to shitting on virtually every member of human society that isn't your pathetic self, I'd suggest incels.is

Present day lolcow.farm would work, too, provided you're not a moid. Or scrote, as is the parlance over there.

 

[eDove]

I knew the moment this thread was made that the OP's point would be swiftly proven by you retards.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The reason why people trauma dump in the first place is because they’re seeking validation. They want other people to see them as an eternal victim who was dealt a bad hand in life, when in reality half of their issues could potentially be resolved if they actively sought solutions for said issues.

Unfortunately it's kind of become part of the culture even in real life, especially among younger women. I wouldn't even always chalk it up to wanting validation as a victim, a lot of them seem to believe if they offer information that makes them seem vulnerable it'll foster some perception of investment and emotional intimacy.

I sympathize with it to some extent because this is what social media culture has taught people is the appropriate way to connect with others. I tell you about how my dad locked me in the basement as a kid, you tell me about how your uncle used to get drunk and call your stuffed animals racial slurs, then we have a cry and now we're close.

I thought @Vingle got banned, apparently not as he's still listed when i just tagged him. Good on him for quitting by himself, i don't think it's possible to recover from having pics of your spread-open asshole on here.

He already hadn't been around for a while before that. He came back and then within a few days was desperately sending nudes to people (likely due to being dumb and also a homosexual incel NEET). I'm not sure what exactly he's doing at this point but I'm sure it's nothing too dignified, hopefully building snowmen or performing forest rituals or whatever well adjusted Norwegians do.

 

[Kiwisee]

Unfortunately it's kind of become part of the culture even in real life, especially among younger women. I wouldn't even always chalk it up to wanting validation as a victim, a lot of them seem to believe if they offer information that makes them seem vulnerable it'll foster some perception of investment and emotional intimacy.

I sympathize with it to some extent because this is what social media culture has taught people is the appropriate way to connect with others. I tell you about how my dad locked me in the basement as a kid, you tell me about how your uncle used to get drunk and call your stuffed animals racial slurs, then we have a cry and now we're close.


He already hadn't been around for a while before that. He came back and then within a few days was desperately sending nudes to people (likely due to being dumb and also a homosexual incel NEET). I'm not sure what exactly he's doing at this point but I'm sure it's nothing too dignified, hopefully building snowmen or performing forest rituals or whatever well adjusted Norwegians do.

Ultimately, one thing I’ve learned over the years is that people who feel the need to trauma dump are deeply mentally unhealthy people that would benefit from an actual therapist.

It’s a terrible coping mechanism and only leads to the constant re-living of past traumas. Especially when done in excess, to people you don’t really know that well.

And to do it on KiwiFarms is… exceptional behavior.

 

[bile demon]

The cat pfp guy's posts in this thread could be used as an exemplary case study of autism diagnosis from written online communication. Just fucking lol.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Look, I'm sorry, I've just been a bit on edge lately. You see, my oldest son recently got in some trouble in school and when I confronted him, he told me he hated me and wished I wasn't his dad. I got angry and punched a hole in the wall and then my wife and I got in a fight about in and I've spent the last four nights staying at my parents'. I'm scared of losing my family and it's really put my on edge and if my mood is usually an 8 on a scale of 1-10, it's dropped down to like a 3.

On top of that, I've been questioning my own sexuality for the last year or so after one of my best friends was over for the night and we had a couple beers. We were trading thick girl memes on our phone and just kind of started jacking off and I realized I was staring at him more than I was staring at the memes on the phone.

There's just been a lot of turmoil in my life for the last little while and I've been lashing out because like you said, I've been diagnosed with autism and I have trouble with emotional regulation.

Ah yes as a person diagnosed with OCD, ADD, ADHD, Parkinsons,Blood Cancer, Facial blindness, actual blindness, deafness and every sexually transmitted disease known to mankind I can empathize.

You see, this all started in 1999 when my fifth five divorced me and left me with the children, I had to find a job as a lumberjack to support my family but unfortunately both my arms were broken so I got fired not long after, this forced me into prostitution to provide food on the table. I got a phone call later telling me my whole family died in a horrific accident involving arson and was devastated. Talking about my 10 children here on KF really eases the pain and suffering of living in Nigeria. Thank you all for listening to my story

 

[STARS158]

I knew the moment this thread was made that the OP's point would be swiftly proven by you retards.

Not surprised when you are reading a thread and a user has a suspicious amount of info on a particular fetish/niche community they can spout off-the-cuff.

And then you are looking at them like ?

Is this like "don't ask don't tell"?

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Not surprised when you are reading a thread and a user has a suspicious amount of info on a particular fetish/niche community they can spout off-the-cuff.

And then you are looking at them like ?

Is this like "don't ask don't tell"?

That's why I don't make threads on certain topics because people gonna start being suspicious of me even though I just like laughing at weirdos

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’m actually surprised that this was in the Mass Debates thread, since OP is not really wrong to state this. If anything, it should be spoken about more in the Deep Thoughts section since I have noticed myself that there’s a lot of people that intentionally do this kind of behavior as an excuse to either rage bait or engage with wanting the urge to give these people negative stickers.

Though, it speaks volumes typing this even while knowing that I’ve only been on this site for four years.