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13:02 min vid, 6 ads.
- Amber might be the only person capable of making longer videos with less content than her smaller ones.
- boring Amazon order where she only shows the packages,
- boring "confession" about going over her allotted amount of calories,
- boring tease about her weight,
- drinks milk to help with heartburn (fun fact, it doesn't because milk is acidic)
- boring excuse to have a second meal (Becky's family did a bonfire)
- boring fake fear of a tiny jumping spider
- interesting! Becky leaves Amber because she just wants to go in and out of Walmart fast.
- boring car trip with country music.
- more boring talk about...food.
- talks about her sleep (in case you don't know, she isn't sleeping well). Boring,
- back to talking about food
- Going to Walmart isn't interesting or pleasant. Watching someone not buy clothes from Walmart is...torture. Thumbs up at Becky giving the lamest excuse ever for not buying something (can't see the label, so it doesn't exist)
- Is Becky alone inside Walmart? She's the one holding the camera and I can't hear Amber. And here I was, thinking Amber couldn't get any lazier.
- Never mind. Amber takes over as soon as they are back in the women/girls area. She's obsessed with cactus. They are her thing.
- So, Amber is doing this thing where she is in the bathroom talking about her day and then inserts clips that should be related to what she's talking about. The problem is that, as usual, Amber is all over the place so the clips and her narration make little sense.*
- Oh, wow! It finally dawned on Amber that counting days is pointless. Haven't humans invented something that does that yet? Light bulb goes off. I just came up with an idea that will make me rich. I'll put a grid on a piece of paper. There will be 7 columns on top with the day of the week, and as many squares as there are days in the month. On the top of the page I'll write the month in big letters. If I find a way to put cat images on that it will sell like hot cakes! (<- original idea. Don't steal) I'll call it day-counting-thingy.
- I'm crying now. Amber will never stop talking about her "struggles". YT is her job and also her hobby.
She even pays taxes on the money she makes on YT.
- She makes thousands (of dollars) now, but that isn't the reason she's on YT.
- So I guess the point in this very boring video is to say she won't be uploading daily anymore. I was wondering how long that would last. It has been very clear to me that she's been struggling for content for a while now.
- Claims to have lost 3lb in a day (water weight, mind). Shows another cropped photo of the scale (I think I've seen that photo before...).
- Another déjà vu moment. Amber isn't going to be sharing her "journey" anymore. Take that haydurs!
- Don't worry though, Amber isn't giving up. She will be doing the Gracieschallenge "a little more for real". Does that mean that everything since January was a prank?
- Amber claims she won't show this new "journey"(not her words) on YT. You have to follow her on Insta to see it.
- What happened to her "friend" on MyFitnessPal? Wasn't she going to "lose weight" together with that girl? Am I getting this wrong or did the 600cal/meal lasted less than 24 hours ( at the beginning of this video she admits that after eating the 2000-ish calories for the day she had pork rinds)?
- Amber thinks that even though she hasn't lost weight during this last "journey" it was worth it because people could see what she goes through. What most people saw was a manipulative, lying bitch who has no self-control and isn't willing to do better.
Disclaimer: I skipped. A lot.
I'd like to end with a suggestion. Whenever possible do NOT suggest how Amber could fix/properly do something.
I know it's hard, but when watching this video I realized we're creating her content for her.
*I've accused Amber of mashing together random clips just so she would have something to post. This is no different. Mind you, it isn't a bad idea and could have worked if Amber was less invested in pushing her agenda.
The way it was done reminds me of Virgo Rouge and gives me a good insight of Amber's mental state/desperation.
- Amber might be the only person capable of making longer videos with less content than her smaller ones.
- boring Amazon order where she only shows the packages,
- boring "confession" about going over her allotted amount of calories,
- boring tease about her weight,
- drinks milk to help with heartburn (fun fact, it doesn't because milk is acidic)
- boring excuse to have a second meal (Becky's family did a bonfire)
- boring fake fear of a tiny jumping spider
- interesting! Becky leaves Amber because she just wants to go in and out of Walmart fast.
- boring car trip with country music.
- more boring talk about...food.
- talks about her sleep (in case you don't know, she isn't sleeping well). Boring,
- back to talking about food
- Going to Walmart isn't interesting or pleasant. Watching someone not buy clothes from Walmart is...torture. Thumbs up at Becky giving the lamest excuse ever for not buying something (can't see the label, so it doesn't exist)
- Is Becky alone inside Walmart? She's the one holding the camera and I can't hear Amber. And here I was, thinking Amber couldn't get any lazier.
- Never mind. Amber takes over as soon as they are back in the women/girls area. She's obsessed with cactus. They are her thing.
- So, Amber is doing this thing where she is in the bathroom talking about her day and then inserts clips that should be related to what she's talking about. The problem is that, as usual, Amber is all over the place so the clips and her narration make little sense.*
- Oh, wow! It finally dawned on Amber that counting days is pointless. Haven't humans invented something that does that yet? Light bulb goes off. I just came up with an idea that will make me rich. I'll put a grid on a piece of paper. There will be 7 columns on top with the day of the week, and as many squares as there are days in the month. On the top of the page I'll write the month in big letters. If I find a way to put cat images on that it will sell like hot cakes! (<- original idea. Don't steal) I'll call it day-counting-thingy.
- I'm crying now. Amber will never stop talking about her "struggles". YT is her job and also her hobby.
She even pays taxes on the money she makes on YT.- She makes thousands (of dollars) now, but that isn't the reason she's on YT.
- So I guess the point in this very boring video is to say she won't be uploading daily anymore. I was wondering how long that would last. It has been very clear to me that she's been struggling for content for a while now.
- Claims to have lost 3lb in a day (water weight, mind). Shows another cropped photo of the scale (I think I've seen that photo before...).
- Another déjà vu moment. Amber isn't going to be sharing her "journey" anymore. Take that haydurs!
- Don't worry though, Amber isn't giving up. She will be doing the Gracieschallenge "a little more for real". Does that mean that everything since January was a prank?
- Amber claims she won't show this new "journey"(not her words) on YT. You have to follow her on Insta to see it.
- What happened to her "friend" on MyFitnessPal? Wasn't she going to "lose weight" together with that girl? Am I getting this wrong or did the 600cal/meal lasted less than 24 hours ( at the beginning of this video she admits that after eating the 2000-ish calories for the day she had pork rinds)?
- Amber thinks that even though she hasn't lost weight during this last "journey" it was worth it because people could see what she goes through. What most people saw was a manipulative, lying bitch who has no self-control and isn't willing to do better.
Disclaimer: I skipped. A lot.
I'd like to end with a suggestion. Whenever possible do NOT suggest how Amber could fix/properly do something.
I know it's hard, but when watching this video I realized we're creating her content for her.
*I've accused Amber of mashing together random clips just so she would have something to post. This is no different. Mind you, it isn't a bad idea and could have worked if Amber was less invested in pushing her agenda.
The way it was done reminds me of Virgo Rouge and gives me a good insight of Amber's mental state/desperation.
