it’s pointless, i’m done.

[497]

Just FYI. Because I have nothing better to do.. she said she couldn't afford weightloss surgery. If she just stopped Texas Roadhouse: 40 bucks a trip. 3 times a week. 120 bucks. Times 4 weeks 480 bucks, average cost of surgery is 23,000 it would take her 3.99 years. If she just stopped that one thing.

Even if it were possible at her size another problem is AL can't cook. Even a simple steak, green beans and potato she goes out to pay someone else to cook the simplest of things. She only seems to be able to cook bland soups.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I feel like if she tried to hang herself, her head would come right off.

Or the house would fall down from the strain on the beam. Poor Rickie will come home one day to tend to the creche and find a pile of rubble with an Amber squatting in it, rope round her neck and her usual expression of bovine incomprehension when anything more complicated than going to Walmart is involved.

And a bow on top of it all.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

All this talk about sleep apnea and fat people unable to get surgery is reminding me of Strikerwolf.

I wonder whatever happened to that idiot.

Last I heard he was living in a group home in Florida. He's literally brain damaged from being too fat and not wearing a CPAP.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Last I heard he was living in a group home in Florida. He's literally brain damaged from being too fat and not wearing a CPAP.

On that note, I do think Hamber would be better off in a group home as well. At least that way she'd be forced to go on an actual diet.

 

[FitBitch]

I feel like if she tried to hang herself, her head would come right off.

I believe the threshold for hanging without decapitation risk is 350 pounds. I know there was a case I was taught about in government class where a death row inmate had his execution postponed because his chosen method was hanging. Decapitation by hanging falls under cruel and unusual punishment and he surpassed the weight threshold to "safely" hang. He was put on a restrictive diet so he could lose the weight before being executed. His life was extended by three years after his first scheduled execution date.

Tl; dr, Big AL is too fat to hang without popping her head off like a dandelion.

 

[Bee Scout]

I believe the threshold for hanging without decapitation risk is 350 pounds. I know there was a case I was taught about in government class where a death row inmate had his execution postponed because his chosen method was hanging. Decapitation by hanging falls under cruel and unusual punishment and he surpassed the weight threshold to "safely" hang. He was put on a restrictive diet so he could lose the weight before being executed. His life was extended by three years after his first scheduled execution date.

Tl; dr, Big AL is too fat to hang without popping her head off like a dandelion.

Is it this one?

Spoiler: Tl;dr

Juries twice sentenced him to death, but higher courts overturned the sentences. In 1994, a federal judge upheld his conviction but agreed with Rupe’s contention that at 400 pounds, he was too fat to hang because of the risk of decapitation.

 

[FitBitch]

Is it this one?

Spoiler: Tl;dr

Juries twice sentenced him to death, but higher courts overturned the sentences. In 1994, a federal judge upheld his conviction but agreed with Rupe’s contention that at 400 pounds, he was too fat to hang because of the risk of decapitation.

Potentially, government class was eight years ago for me. Details are fuzzy.