It's the end of the world and we must build a Kiwicompound to assure the survival of the Sperg Race.

Retink

Retink

the retard is torring on the roux.
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What skills can you contribute Kiwi comrade?
 
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I'll betray the group once things seem bleak in the most brutally fashion possible so at least one of us survives. Don't worry though, I'll do the same to that group too so you all are avenged.
 
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WHOOP WHOOP! I COMMAND ALL JUGGALOS TO RISE UP AND REPOPULATE THE EARTH!

There. Due to the population bottleneck, 40% of the surviving population are now juggalos. You're welcome!
 
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welp were going to need supplies so all of you are going to sell your bodies for said supplies with the ugliest being traded to slavers out for fresher and prettier stock. I keep 75 percent because I am the one who has to oragnize the caravan and you all can fight for the last 25 percent of the supplies with precendence going to the hardest working. those who don't comply will be used as entertainment fighting each other for what ever currency people decide to use in the apocalypse.
 
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Niggaplease said:
welp were going to need supplies so all of you are going to sell your bodies for said supplies with the ugliest being traded to slavers out for fresher and prettier stock. I keep 75 percent because I am the one who has to oragnize the caravan and you all can fight for the last 25 percent of the supplies with precendence going to the hardest working. those who don't comply will be used as entertainment fighting each other for what ever currency people decide to use in the apocalypse.
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Oh, and I'll kill @Niggaplease on sight.
 
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I’ve played around with hydroponics in the past (only grew chili peppers and lettuce — no weed or anything exciting), mushroom growing (portobello mushrooms, nothing magical/poison), as well as microbrewing beer. I could retool these hobbies and, with my collection of old chemistry sets, start drug production. Think of how in the game Rimworld getting pawns to make drugs is a ticket to wealth, medicine, and rare supplies to trade.

I also love aquariums, so I think I’d work well with @Amphotericin B . :)
 
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BibiLivesMatter said:
I can fix her before you do
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See, this is the kind of blasphemy that gets you sold into @Niggaplease 's weird slavery thing.

Besides, only I can truly fix her as without me she's all alone in her ant and spider filled room, living off of nothing but starburst and soda, which she can hardly eat as chewing and drinking cause her pain because she won't go to the dentist, and this can go on for a while.
 
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Retink said:
See, this is the kind of blasphemy that gets you sold into @Niggaplease 's weird slavery thing.

Besides, only I can truly fix her as without me she's all alone in her ant and spider filled room, living off of nothing but starburst and soda, which she can hardly eat as chewing and drinking cause her pain because she won't go to the dentist, and this can go on for a while.
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both of your are getting sold to the nearest slaver.
its not weird in a apocalypse things like law and order breaks down, surely there would be slavers, and it'll help eliminate enough dead weight so resources won't be scarce.
 
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I’m just so endearing in person you can’t help but want to keep me around.

Also every drink I prepare always turns out good for some reason, I think I might be blessed by some fae spirit.
 
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