🐮 Lolcow Itslavishbitch - Troll-Lolcow Supreme

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The continued typos in his stuff is pretty telling. They're the exact typos you'd make if you wanted to get the "you're ignorant" response from someone. Which is a great way to start a troll and suck someone in by pretending to have a weak spot. It's all in the art of war.


Frank Rizzo said:
That would be Andy Kaufman levels of trolling to allow yourself to get rocked in the face twice.
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I remember seeing one of those picture slideshows about the shit he does. Apparently he ties money to a balloon and lets it fly off into the sky over poor neighborhoods. Guy makes Chris look like a fucking saint, if you ask me.
 
Whether ruse cruise or not Ted DiBiase did this schtick way better back in the 80s. That man really knew how to play the system. Every man has his price.


His rap is better too....that laugh is evilicious.

 
austinweiss13 said:
Sure would be a shame if his parents were to kick him out and he had nothing
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He does have nothing. The guy is a total fake.

You'll never see what's inside all these shopping bags because they are all empty - most likely bought off eBay.

Same with all the cash he flaunts - hollywood money with real cash placed on the front.

Also, if he really is as rich as he says he is, why couldn't he post the $30k bail?

Either way, he hasn't really posted anything in the past year so it it would seem this lolcow is all dried out.
 
Frank Rizzo said:
And the kicker is: You can't really fault the guy decking itslavish in the face. Dude straight up stole his credit card!
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Why the fuck would he steal a credit card if he's so rich? Is he just that much of a butthole?
 
chimpchan said:
It will be interesting to see if he's another one of those 'rich kids of instagram' who isn't rich at all.
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Really has to be a fake, he's trying waaaaaaaay too hard. Plus, no one with millions is going to "show off" by dumping <$100 worth of bottled water, he'd be tossing Dom Perignon or luxury scotch or something like that at least.
 
He may be all dried-out now, but I can't really see any angle where this guy's behavior wouldn't be worth mocking. If it was a ruse cruise, then he was still an idiot troll who took it too far and got himself arrested and punched in the face. If he really is rich (looking highly unlikely at this point), then holy shit, reality is probably hitting him harder than that guy ever did (and he's still an asshole for stealing). And if he's a kid who wants to be rich and thinks this is how genuinely rich people act, he's an idiot who took it too far and got himself arrested and punched in the face.

The only other possibility is that he and his alleged victim(s?) set it all up as a satire of celebrity culture and consumerism. In which case ... golf clap, I guess? And then mockery anyway, because for such an elaborate effort all he's done is make himself look like a tool on the Internet. So the choices are: asshole, idiot, and tool.
 
So what I think happened is he was trolling, the punching was fake and maybe planned, but the arrest was actually what it sounded like. He found an iphone tried to sell it, got caught and charged, maybe tried to play it off in character at that point and it got him sent to the psych ward. Once there he swore off the whole thing and quit the internet forever.
 
FatNero said:
So what I think happened is he was trolling, the punching was fake and maybe planned, but the arrest was actually what it sounded like. He found an iphone tried to sell it, got caught and charged, maybe tried to play it off in character at that point and it got him sent to the psych ward. Once there he swore off the whole thing and quit the internet forever.
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That sort of thing could be possible with the iPhone part. Since his court case could of attracted people familiar with his shenanigans, he'd no doubt try to stay in character in hopes of trolling them further which would lead to the judge and jury thinking he should go to the psych ward.
 
Chipmunk With A Banana said:
Ladies and gents, may I present to you, the most hated life form on the Internet: some spoiled-rotten rich boy who calls himself "#itslavishbitch", who rolls in so much money that he intentionally posts Instagrams of himself with bricks of $100 bills and even dumps bottles and bottles of Pellegrino water into a toilet because he thinks that his piss and shit is so superior that it should only touch the finest imported water.

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He also has a hobby of sending tweets to celebrities and belittles them for not being as rich as he is. He's even called Kim Kardashian a "peasant" for only owning one mere Rolls Royce in her possession.

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And he even put out his own music video.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hc7T901YNo8
Needless to say, he's building up quite a lot of karma for himself, and it all arrived Postage Due when he hacked a friend's credit card and went on a shopping spree with it. Yes, the punk had tons of money of his own to play with, and yet he still had to go out of his way to steal other people's money, just to be a DoucheLord going around hurting other people.

The guy who got robbed didn't like it obviously, so one fine day, he found "itslavishbitch" and decided to show him just how.....upset he is.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LZj0nKmZnw4

And gets busted for trying to sell a stolen iPhone on Criagslist..

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Richie Rich meets Bitchie Bitch.
 
Wow, he definitely got his shit rocked in that video... I mean, he deserved it, but I can't believe he tried to run, then just basically sat there and let that guy lean his ass.
 
teebone said:
Also, if he really is as rich as he says he is, why couldn't he post the $30k bail?
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The $30k for bail indicates he's far from rich. Bail is supposed to be set relative to your wealth, if he was as rich as he claimed his bail costs would be in the millions.

But all in all this looks like a ruse act that got out of hand.
 
If he couldn't get out of jail on a $30k bail... Wow. U only need 10% plus collateral to post bond. So if he didn't have $3000, yea that's pretty self explanatory...
 
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