ITT: Grugpost the user above you

Ogg not like grugs. Grugs not good as Oggs.
Cant Trust Grugs. Grugs bang rocks all night and throw spear waking Ogg up.
Grug steal ogg rock and berries.
Grug more violent than Ogg.
Grugs never hunt or gather berry just smoke tree leaf and drink berry juice.
Ogg want to kill all Grug. Fucking gruggers!
 
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ME CLUB STUPID PENGUIN OVER HEAD FOR MAKE MEAL FOR TRIBE
but longnose tribesman say cricket just as good and that he take care of penguin himself?
grug no like cricket tho but shaman say it equal to penguin
me go eat cricket and live in culvert but still want penguin
 
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Grug confuse. Grug smack.
Grug eat berry later. Grug satisfied with killing mammoth.
 
Grug use war club to make squint tribe Chug go forever sleep. Grug take yellow squint cavewife from Chug and she slap. How can she slap? Grug drag cavewife out by hair, not leg. Grug learn from chief dragging leg get dirt and bugs and sand into feel-good woman-cave. Grug rape. Was good day.
 
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Crex Crex said:
Grug make drawing of fast thunder hedgehog man on cave wall. Now whole tribe make fun of Grug :(.
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Grug relate to Grug. Grug draw yellow spike man go zap zap. Chieftain said that Grug is stupid and whole tribe laugh at Grug.
Grug confuse and angry.

Me think me pick spike berries, rocks, club and beat ape tribe and bad tribe.
Grug joyful. Grug invest berry sell, rock market go boom boom.

Grug happy. Invest with Grug for big rock value.
 
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Gruggers spend welfare berry on stupid things. Then go loot berry stores when Oggs peacefully pacify some thieving grugger to death by accident. If grugger move into cave, cave worth a lot less berries. Should hang gruggers from tree.
 
Many Grug in virtual cyber room. Sabertooth Cats become agitated, bite heads off all Grugs. Cats is king of the jungle.
 
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Grug do what Gunt no can do.
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Grug smack feces picker tribe shaman and chieftain.

Grug very happy.
 
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