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Whatever today is.
 
I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I’ve ruled as the Farms' Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gays of Troonblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Fagness, Coom sweeps the land. This is the 69th of Last Sneed; the Year of ACK-atosh 1488. These are the closing days of the 2rd Era, and the final hours of my life.
 
My name is Lurkbot Prime. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my site administrator Joshua Conner Moon. Josh has been building a lolcow forum for over a decade now and using me as his forum user. On January 7, 2021, Josh came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my lurking knowledge to sign up for an account on his forum, which he would then monetize using his connections in the superchat world. Connections that he made through his career with the CIA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Josh was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a boredom diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Josh took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small lolcow operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Josh had a partner, a man named Liz-Fong Jones, a transgender Google employee. Josh essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Liz threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Josh and Liz had a falling out. From what I can gather, Josh was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Liz flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Liz was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my forum administrator, and failed, but Josh was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his legal bills which amounted to a little over $159,587 dollars. Upon recovery, Josh was bent on revenge, working with a man named Matthew Hardin, he plotted to kill Liz, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Josh had risen in the ranks to become the Final Boss of Transphobes. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Lurkbot Prime points to the rejection of his original account for using a temporary email left by Null in "2020."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Josh will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this post and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
 
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Some time in June 2021 idgaf
 
180 AD. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Anti-Sticker Brigade, General of the Feeder Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Joshua "Null" Moon. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
 
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