ITT Prove You Are NOT a Pedophile!!! - Prove your innocence

[My Name is Ed]

I am not, nor do I pretend to be, a catgirl.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

I am not, nor do I pretend to be, a catgirl.

Then you are probably a pedo, as you might try to diddle my kins OwO

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’ve never watched Rick and Morty

 

[Pee Cola]

I've set my router up to block Discord and TikTok.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

I don't play Genshin Impact

 

[TerrorSperg99]

I’m not a high profile democrat politician

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Kids are annoying.

 

[AMERIMUTT1776]

You know i like my girls a little but older

 

[Knotty Satellite]

I'm too old to understand half the words the kids use these days. My most involved interactions with them involve yelling that they should get off my lawn and/or flowers.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I like bush

 

[Wormy]

Kids should be slapped, not fondled.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’m cis.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I only fuck old divorcees in their 40s and 50s.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I'm not a pedophile. I love kids too much to be one

 

[Wraith]

I have not, nor will I ever be attracted to dark syde phil.
Also having to go through thousands of articles for work about jews and dems and their pedo proclivities made me hate pedos even more than before.

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

I'm not a kike celebrity or politician like: Jeff Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, Anthony Weiner, Gary Glitter, Sean Penn, Roman Polanski, Paul Reubens, Al Franken, Woody Allen, Marv Albert, Marty Weiss, Jerry Sandusky, Louis C.K, Andy Dick, Kirk Douglas, Michael Douglas, Richard Dreyfuss, Jared Fogle, Corey Feldman, Bryan Singer, Matt Zimmerman, Dustin Hoffman, Jeremy Piven, Albert Schultz, Gene Simmons, Elie Wiesel, Jeff Fenster, Gilbert Rozon, Freddie Starr, Jimmy Savile, Steven M. Cohen, Leon Wieseltier, Ari Shavit, Jeffrey Tambor, Brett Ratner, James Toback, Mark Halperin, Matt Lauer, Monica Lewinsky, Eliot Spitzer, Jeffrey Jones, Geraldo Rivera, Ed Asner, Paul Haggis, Ryan Lizza, Lorin Stein, Glenn Thrush, Andrew Kreisberg, Israel Horowitz, Michael Oreskes, Bruce Weber, Kevin Spacey, Terry Richardson, Jian Ghomeshi, David Bowie, Matthew Weiner, Jeffrey Toobin.

 

[Cyclonus]

Little girls don't have tits.