ITT: Use Ethan Ralph talk - Tax free ayylawgs

[NaggotFigger]

AH AINDGUNNA PAY FUCKIN TAXES IN TIJEWAHNAH, BISH!!!
OUDDA REHAB, AH WEND TAX FREE BISH!!! NO SCARE BISH!!!
GAWD'S PLAHN, GAHD'S PLAN!!! FAHVE STAH DEYS BAYBEEH!!!

 

[Meat Target]

ITS NAWT TROOO YEW FUCKIN AYYLAWWWG

FAHVE STAHR DAYS BABY!


ARREST HEEIM! ARREST HEEIIM!

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

U TELLIN' ME BISH, ON HOOO CAN PLAE ON MY SWITCH?? HELLLL NAWH! U KAN'T PLAE ON MY SWITCH!

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

LEGAL MINDSET! LEGAL MINDSET! MORE LIKE LEGAL DICKSUCKER!

 

[Tablet County]

NO BISH, I DON'T TAWK LIKE ETHAN RALPH AT ALL. MATTER O FACT, I THINK IT'S YOU WHO TAWKS LIKE ETHAN RALPH, MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

 

[The Repeated Meme]

No, stalker child, you-oh sorry, wrong cow.

 

[Judge Holden]

AHLLOW MEH TO SURRUNADE YOU WITH SOME LURVE TALK BISH

 

[CallmeCicada]

WUT U SAAY, BISH!

 

[Laburnum]

I don't co-sign this thread, necessarily...

 

[The Backwards Man]

When ah had a wife she gave me a beautiful daughter ah named after Nick Fuentes. I remember sitting in mah office chair holdin' her, cradlin' her, almost droppin' her on all mah piss bottles (those xannies REALLY hit the spot that time) etcetera. I remember my wife would yell at me for almost dropping cozy rozy on the floor or whatever, but as mah daddy once said "TRUST NO BISH" so I dropped mah daughter anyway n' threatened to murder mah wife. Thas jus the ralphamale way bish!

She then left me and ah am now sittin in Merida alone with mah fuckin' kitty cat. Goodbye horses or sum'n. I don't even like my daughter anyways, she'll probably grow up to be a RETARD SLUT like her muther.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

AYY LISTUN HRE AYYLAWGS! DID U KNO!? DID U KNO!? SUPACHATS ARE TAX FREE BISH, THEY'RE TAX FREEEEEE, THEY'RE TAX FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

AW Y'ALL MUTHAFUCKAS 'RE GONNA PAY. Y'ALL'RE THA ONES WHO'RE THA BALL-LICKERS. I'M GONNA FUCK Y'ALLS MOTHERS WHILE Y'ALL WATCH 'N CRY LIKE LITTLE WHINY BITCHES.