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Darksy DePhil

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my l*ndlord is going to kick me out because my wholesome pupperino pissed on my roommate's Funko Pop collection, i'm super angery about this and i'm going to play minecraft and take HRT to relax.

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so me (M25) and gf (F24) just moved in together. We have been dating for 3 years and are really happy together. Our life is pretty great and we rarely argue. She is a sex worker and insists on making me take pictures and videos for her OF (Only Fans). I am really supportive of her and even help her out with managing the account. I know most guys wouldn't do this but I love her and it pays the bills so I can't complain. She also really seems to love doing it and I'm happy to see her happy. However, recently things have got out of hand. She has started to charge more for premium escort services and bring men over to the house to sleep with for money. I'm not sure if this is legal and it makes me uncomfortable. Again, I went with it and didn't bring up my concerns properly. But, now she wants me involved to film the sex and upload it to porn sites. I am not okay with this. I tried to confront her about this and asked if it would help if I got a better job to help pay our bills but she says its just her job and that I am being sexist and don't appreciate her.

What do you think guys? How can I be supportive but make boundaries over stuff like this?

Am I in the wrong here?

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SHE DID NOTHING WRONG. RETHINK YOUR CHOICES. ⬆️ 3.1k


WTF DUDE YOURE AN ASSHOLE. You should be lucky that your gf is making money. You're just jealous. ⬆️10.4K


You're clearly sexist as hell. She deserves better than you, fucking SWERF. ⬆️ 2.5k


I'm a guy and I would love a gf like this. You don't appreciate her. ⬆️ 1.1k


Dude yeah dump her, thats fucked up and she has no regards to your feelings. ⬇️ 5.9k
LMFAOOOO FUCK U INCEL. ⬆️ 1.1k
Woah we have a Mens Rights Activist in here. ⬆️ 1.2k

Girls post:
My bf (M18) and I (F18) have been dating for 6 months. I really love him but I also love my ex. So I decided to sleep with my ex to see if I still had feelings. It wasn't the same and I came clean to my bf about it. This was really early on in our relationship and it took him a lot to trust me again. Tbh here is when I was seeing red flags as the sex was just sex, it wasn't love. And if I didn't do it I would still be doubting our relationship. Anyway, he got over it and now things are going well. Or so I thought. Since Xmas is coming up, I've been hinting about getting engaged. It has always been my dream to get engaged on Christmas day and it looks so romantic. I have been dropping hints here there and everywhere and even started talking about weddings of celebrities. Today though he asked me what I wanted for Xmas as he had no clue. It's fair to say I flipped. He apparently didn't get any of my hints and was shocked I was thinking about engagement since we have never brought it up before. I said if he didn't propose to me I'd tell everyone he raped me. This started a huge fight and I've been crying ever since. He is also screening my texts and says he needs a think about our future. If he doesn't propose to me does this mean that I am I in an abusive relationship. In hindsight, I might have overracted. Should I give him the benefit of the doubt?

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Honey, I am so sorry you're going through this. Here are some resources you can look at to try and get out of that relationship. You are valid and you did nothing wrong. If he pops the questions though, then congrats and I'm glad he seen the light! Xxxx ⬆️ 56.7k


He is an asshole, dump him ASAP. But wait until after Christmas for those presents gurl. ⬆️ 42.8k


LMFAO steal his credit card and get yourself the ring then he had to marry you. If he objects that is defo rape. ⬆️ 21.k


Um.....you've acted horribly and irrationally. That is insane. You guys are still young. Talk it out, apologise and realise that if this shit is happening then you guys probably aren't ready to get married. ⬇️ 200k
Insane???? Really ableist language there. She might have mental health issues. He is obviously in the wrong here. Imagine breaking up with her over this. ⬆️ 1.1k
Thanks for siding with the boyfriend. Not. ⬆️ 3.4k
Lmfao go off then. ⬆️ 2.4k
 
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NTA. OP, your parents had no right to kick you out of your house just because you invited the three homeless men who live behind the neighborhood Arby's to film a gangbang where they rubbed your deceased grandma's ashes in your tits while you were getting spitroasted. Your OnlyFans is your job and just because your parents paid for you to stay in college for thirteen years it doesn't mean you owe them to have graduated or that you have to do what they want.

I'm frankly surprised and upset with all the YTA answers here. Guess women can't chose what they want to do with their lives, but this is Reddit so what was I expecting.
 
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Hi, I need help with the care and feeding of my tulpa. I made her as an mlp oc (I know, I know, but she's not really like other mlp tulpas and our relationship isn't that sexual) because I had no real friends irl and I just wanted to talk to someone who was always there. I've been pretty depressed for a couple of years and never had a girlfriend. I don't really get out much, so this was kind of my only option. Anyway, I made her manifest properly but her boobs aren't as big as I thought they were going to be, am I doing something wrong? How do I make them bigger?
 
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I looked through my reddit folder for the worse reddit post in there but couldn't decide between "My husband tried to murder me but I won't call the cops because he's black and cops are racist", "How could the japanese commit suicide if they can just read JoJo", and "I'm going to die in the next hour and I'm in a total state of euphoria Edit: My dog started vomiting so I took him to the vet"

How about a runner up:
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Jones McCann said:
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
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Your not supposed to post something that's actually funny.
 
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When does the narwhal bacon
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Your comment was problematic. That doesn't necessarily mean you're a bad person, but refusing to acknowledge issues with your comment is just going to set yourself and others up for failure if you continue to drag your heals on this and say "that's not my intent and i'm not gonna talk about it anymore". You don't have to reply to me but please do think about it, ask yourself why these people think that your comment was so problematic and maybe just try to get it.
 
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sonichu. The comics messaging is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the multiverse most of the random access humor will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Chris's autistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Sonic the Hedgehog for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate Sonichu, but to realize that they're not just autistic- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sonichu truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in Chris's existential catchphrase "Zap to the Extreme!” which itself is a cryptic reference to Pokemon. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as his genius unfolds itself on their iPhones. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Sonichu tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the gal pals’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're on the spectrum and boyfriend free.
 
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