ITT: You aren't forced to go anywhere, don't worry you can open this thread safely. - A friendly alternative to a frightening, growing problem.

[Cat tit bingo]

Sir that is a very small barrel, is that a bb gun?

 

[NETTO]

Fucking finally. DO IT!

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Jokes on you, I'm poor and have nothing to live for!

 

[Gleen Japan]

Its alls I gots

ooh my goodness
I dropped some

Spoiler: Pick it up

hehe, you fell for the oldest trick in the book

 

[Nicholas Gur]

I have no wallet, or life.