I've got a serious problem

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

My dog will start whimpering if I stop petting her because she knows it emotionally manipulates me into giving her more pets, but my cat is making a lot of noise from across the room because he wants to play with a laser pointer.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Remove cat. Problem solved

 

[rebel]

You can walk and chew gum at the same time.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

You can walk and chew gum at the same time.

Yeah but I have to get off the couch to fetch the laser pointer. Like if the cat wasn't such a useless asshole and taught himself to bring it to me or something that might be helpful.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

install a laser pointer on the dog's collar

 

[parsnip]

You have two pets and some of us have none. Stop being selfish and share your pets.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Having pets demands responsability.

You seriously cannot (will not) get up to go fetch that laser?

 

[Aiōn]

Get up and get the laser and then give them both a treat?

 

[OrionBalls]

If you haven't mastered the art of walking and petting the dog simultaneously, are you even a dog owner?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Yeah but I have to get off the couch to fetch the laser pointer. Like if the cat wasn't such a useless asshole and taught himself to bring it to me or something that might be helpful.

Nigga, you never taught your cat to play fetch? It's 100% doable.

 

[Moths]

Both ky cat and dog love playing woth laser pointers but dont pile being close to one another.

A conundrum for the ages