Ive went one day without gooning

[Carlos Thin]

Goonies never say die

 

[Waffle Iron]

Well, I guess it is better telling people you're not masturbating, than telling others that you are masturbating.

 

[Motherf*cker]

If you gooned to your sister, it doesn't count.

 

[Chuck's Feed and Seed]

you're gooning to hitler under the floorboards?

with harrison ford

 

[ProudSkibidiTolietAryan]

you're gooning to hitler under the floorboards?

Because im literally being oppressed right now

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

So, all you have to do is not sexually edge and you'll end up swole?

Well fuck, I've never edged in my life, where's my big guns?!

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Unfortunately while you can use your arms a lot to bulk them out, you can't use your dick a lot to bulk it out

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Unfortunately while you can use your arms a lot to bulk them out, you can't use your dick a lot to bulk it out

Not with that attitude.

 

[ProudSkibidiTolietAryan]

Unfortunately while you can use your arms a lot to bulk them out, you can't use your dick a lot to bulk it out

why does blud mustache look so weird

 

[#FF0000]

Pingas

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Dicks or butts?

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Let us all know if you achieve Da Boss rank to tell us all the goons you hired

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I served 4 years in prison for killing my bitch wife because she took my beer money to buy "groceries"!

 

[ProudSkibidiTolietAryan]

I served 4 years in prison for killing my bitch wife because she took my beer money to buy "groceries"!

you shouldn't drink.

Drinking hurts your liver which is bad for you.

 

[Zeftax]

20 years in the can.

 

[The Great Ducktator]

you're gooning to hitler under the floorboards?

She hid in the attic.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Honestly good on you if you aren't gooning or introducing goon self control to yourself. It's important.

 

[a-Lager]

Id stop gooning but I have all these internationally famous supermodels that keep pestering me to fuck them. Fuck my fakecel life tbh

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

So, all you have to do is not sexually edge and you'll end up swole?

Well fuck, I've never edged in my life, where's my big guns?!

I edge and I’m swole

 

[Dago]

Dih maxxing???